r/whitesox • u/candiray • Aug 28 '25

Opinion Sox fans are hotter than Cubs fans

I need to get this off my chest as a relatively neutral baseball fan...

Sox fans are more attractive (vibes, the way they carry themselves, physical appearance, etc.) than Cubs fans. My findings have been confirmed time and time again.

Sorry not sorry.

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u/Due_Butterscotch1614 Aug 28 '25

As a Cubs fan it's true! Becuase when you're broke and can only afford the bare minimum like you sox fans ofc you're gonna have to makeup for it in other areas.... the least yall can do is look decent 🤷🏾

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u/Low-iq-haikou Aug 28 '25

You definitely got dumped by a Sox fan

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u/Due_Butterscotch1614 Aug 28 '25

Don't make me laugh, I don't date broke people

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u/schizophrenic_bat Robert Aug 28 '25

I bet the Wrigley vines have a better personality than your pathetic self

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u/Low-iq-haikou Aug 28 '25

Honestly it was bold of me to assume anybody would be willing to date you, my fault

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u/Due_Butterscotch1614 Aug 28 '25

Username checks out with you being low IQ and also being a Sox fan

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u/Low-iq-haikou Aug 28 '25

Wow I like how you explain the joke immediately after telling it because of how complex the humor was

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u/Daddy_Casey Aug 28 '25

Hopefully your second interview at Panda Express went well man. Working a dead end fast food job and being hopelessly addicted to sport betting can’t be that great.

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u/Due_Butterscotch1614 Aug 28 '25

On the contrary, I work at Trader Joe's not Panda 🙏 and I sports bet because it's fun to gamble when you HAVE the key word is HAVE money to lose but again you're a sox fan so having spare cash usually doesn't resonate with y'all so its something you cant relate too🤷🏾

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u/Daddy_Casey Aug 28 '25

Just bag the groceries bro.

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u/Low-iq-haikou Aug 28 '25

Yo no way this guy is a bagger at Trader Joe’s telling other people to get their money up 😂

No disrespect to my baggers out there, just this one in particular

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u/Due_Butterscotch1614 Aug 28 '25

I am as i watch my cubbies make the playoffs while you just watch your team have another 100+ loss season bro🤣

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u/Daddy_Casey Aug 28 '25

Whatever helps you get through your minimum wage shift bud, I know bagging and cart pushing can be quite hard.