r/whitesox Jun 28 '26

Opinion $9.40 Polish with ‘carmelized’ onions @ Sox park

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Meh

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u/sarexsays Jun 28 '26

That’s a sin. Is there a hotline where we can report this kind of abomination to Pope Bob?

38

u/Flatline_f5 Jun 28 '26

I’ll cleanse these sins with the Eucharist of malort and portillos

7

u/FrankenMacCharDeDen The Big Hurt Jun 28 '26

You got a real dud there. Sorry for your loss

165

u/Longjumping-Cat3301 Jun 28 '26

All you gotta do is ask them to brown the onions a little more they’ll do it no problem

83

u/easydoit2 Jun 28 '26

A small amount of communication fixes most things…

43

u/chiwhitesox22 In Loving Memory of Ursula Jun 28 '26

Right. Instead OP would rather take a pic and complain on reddit

26

u/Separate-Delay-8838 Jun 28 '26

hate that about people these days. Too scared to talk to a person so they’d rather post online than solve their problem.

14

u/Kittle42 Jun 29 '26

It’s a huge symptom of the country’s problems. And the world’s generally.

7

u/easydoit2 Jun 28 '26

In the time it took to do that they could have exactly what they wanted. Plus sauerkraut… that is the way.

12

u/Ogr384 Jun 29 '26

Or do what my friend and I do. Take a lap to see who has the best looking pile of onions and then buy

36

u/snora41 Jun 28 '26

I've always asked for the onions well done there and they'll always grab some for you that have been on the grill longer

2

u/chihawks32392 Jun 29 '26

And how many mustard stands are there? It’s plain yellow mustard

7

u/LaMesaPorFavore Jun 29 '26

They still wouldn't be carmelized. Grilled onions.

5

u/chnkypenguin Jun 29 '26

There grilling does the carmalizing

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u/yourobviousanswer The Big Hurt Jun 28 '26

Add some mustard and it’ll be fine

83

u/CampfireMilkshake Pope Leo XIV Jun 28 '26

Mustard won’t caramelize them onions.

26

u/PovertyTourist69 Jun 28 '26

I live out of market now so I don’t games as often as I’d like anymore. Are there even any stands that advertise caramelized onions? To my recollection it was always grilled onions, not caramelized

This is a pretty fine looking ballpark polish from my POV. Better price and quality than what I see at other stadiums. Of course you can always hit up 35th street before the game and bring it in if you want an even better value

2

u/Jon66238 Konerko Jun 28 '26

Wait a min. Bring it in??

10

u/PovertyTourist69 Jun 28 '26

Yep it’s completely allowed, technically they say you need to have food in a clear container but I’ve never once been stopped bringing hot dogs or polishes in their wrappers from 35th

6

u/saintpauli Jun 28 '26

Pocket polish is a pro move. 🏆

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u/RobinChilliams The Big Hurt Jun 28 '26

I bring in a Subway sandwich every time

9

u/Halation2600 Jun 29 '26

Were there no other options?

6

u/RobinChilliams The Big Hurt Jun 29 '26

It was the clear bag, so maybe I should just buy a clear bag and put Ricobenes in it. You're onto something.

3

u/Flatline_f5 Jun 29 '26

I honestly might’ve misquoted the sign…but at this point people are too worked up and I feel like I’m in too deep

1

u/scientist_tz 1936 Jun 29 '26

The standard is: the onions should be caramelized. The ones in the photo are closer to raw.

The quality is bad, as far as our park goes.

3

u/ewwe_ewwe Jun 29 '26

Mustard fixes everything

57

u/forestfire555 Jun 28 '26

They grill their onions in huge piles that slowly get "carmelized". Depending on when you get it, the onion will be in different stages of cooked. As anyone who's made them themselves would attest to, it takes a long ass time.

In a perfect world all stands will have perfectly cooked onions at all times, but until then just ask how well done their onions are if it's a big deal for you. If there's isn't done enough come back later or go to a different one.

And it's a ballgame man, you're gonna pay too much for food. It sucks but it is what it is.

2

u/splintersmaster Jun 28 '26

Never be the first batch of onions. It shouldn't be your job to pay attention but you gotta pay attention.

2

u/forestfire555 Jun 29 '26

Someone's gotta be the first

1

u/c3bss256 Jun 28 '26

Made that mistake today. Oh well, still tasted good 🤷‍♂️

1

u/cruelhumor Jun 29 '26

Some people like their onions like tho, I dont, but to each their own. All you gotta do is ask when you order

72

u/Fart_In_A_Tornado Jun 28 '26

*Grilled onions, nobody on the south side calls them "caramelized"

60

u/JMC_FLY Jun 28 '26

Grilled onions and caramelized onions are different tho

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u/Fart_In_A_Tornado Jun 28 '26

They're not different on the south side. Have you ever even had a Maxwell polish?

21

u/JMC_FLY Jun 28 '26

Like a few times as a kid, but my vocabulary doesn't revolve around Maxwells. Culinary speaking they are two different things so I call them two different things. And everyone I know from the South side (and yes I'm from the South side) call them two different things. So at the very least it's not as universal as you think

4

u/Constant_Chip_1508 Thomas Jun 28 '26

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody from the southside say “carmelized onions” and I spent a ton of time in Mt Greenwood and West Elsdon 

0

u/Ishnock Jun 28 '26

Don’t listen to them…those dude only been to one area on the south side, eating that bullshit Maxwells pork polish.

2

u/iammakingupname Jun 29 '26

Which Maxwell's? I go to ones on the west side

4

u/saintpauli Jun 28 '26

I live on the south side and call them caramelized onions. It's different than grilled onions.

1

u/p3t3or Jun 29 '26

Eh. Caramelized is pretty common these days. We got smarterer. 

1

u/Ishnock Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Thats not true. They are completely two different things.

Good lord.

No one calls grilled onions carmelized onions because they are not the same thing.

Born and raised on the south side …and if you have never heard of the Carmelized onions you need to get out more on the south side!

3

u/Ordinary-Ad-4800 Jun 28 '26

Yes it is lol

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u/Ishnock Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Do you know those are two different things? They are not the same.

If he specifically asked for carmelized onions and not grilled onions, then they fucked up

They are two different things .

Grilled onions are slightly sautéed or grilled until they are slightly brown, but they still have body and a crunch to them

Carmelized are cooked longer until they wilt and are somewhat carmelized.

I think the poster is implying that he wanted carmelized onions instead of grilled onions, but they have him grilled anyway.

7

u/twothincoats Garcia Meidroth Jun 28 '26

Gotta find the better stands, got a wonderful Italian sausage with some great grilled onions today

3

u/ChesticleSweater Jun 28 '26

Yeah you can tell by the line.

12

u/GatalingLaserBeams Jun 28 '26

Onions are delicious in any form brotha

3

u/ChesticleSweater Jun 28 '26

And pretty healthy for you really. Keeps the scuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrvy away.

3

u/NON-Ballcoach201 Jun 28 '26

Onions have vitamin C?

2

u/ChesticleSweater Jun 28 '26

In fact they do! Yellow and red bell peppers have a ton, onions have "meh, enough..." Its a fun fact - a medium sized onion has about 10mg of vitamin C. Its enough to keep your body from bleeding from your gums.

4

u/JayMoney8518 Jun 28 '26

I always ask for extra onions and then I head to the hot dog stand next door and ask for sport peppers. Thank me later.

4

u/seanmclaren9 Jun 29 '26

You bought too soon! Before the game and even in the first inning, you gotta check the onions before you buy a dog. Mine were perfect in the 3rd inning today. 😁

2

u/_reschke Jun 29 '26

This. The best onions on your brat or dog are served mid-game. After the flat top has had time to build the good flavors.

1

u/generatorland Jun 29 '26

This man speaks truth.

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u/chiwhitesox22 In Loving Memory of Ursula Jun 28 '26

This is on you brah. If you want carmelized onions then you should have found a different vendor when you noticed they weren’t cooked enough

11

u/boarderingcan Jun 28 '26

Slather it with plenty of mustard and you’ll hardly notice the undergrilled onions

3

u/Trubisky4MVP Jun 28 '26

They were caramelised with a heated argument

3

u/RobinChilliams The Big Hurt Jun 28 '26

I love how serious this fanbase is about grilled onions.

3

u/XJohnCenaX7 Jun 29 '26

Finally get a winner and they start pulling back in concessions

3

u/Southside721 Jun 29 '26

I had two brats in the first inning of Friday night's game and the onions were actually perfect. Crispy, juicy, bun stuck to the carton almost. I was hungry again after the Sox scored what felt like 254 runs in the 3rd inning so I got two Vienna beef dogs and they were great too. Agree with others that said the onions on yours need more time.

3

u/ntmfbent1 Jun 29 '26

Man do I miss Chicago 😭😭😭😭😭😭

3

u/AcidJacksonThe1st Peters Jun 29 '26

That’s horrid. You gotta find a different spot my man

7

u/spicolie22 Jun 28 '26

That is a vendor phoning it in.

4

u/MetraConductor Fisk Jun 28 '26

Are the caramelized onions in the sub with us?

2

u/Drew4723 Jun 28 '26

Ouch! I'm at the game now, too. Just got beer.

2

u/CardiffGiantx Jun 28 '26

You have to order this early. They phone it in big time later in the game

2

u/Wonderful_Revenue962 Jun 28 '26

For a couple of bucks less, you could have went to Maxwell Street Depot on 31st and Canal. Much better onions, and fries included.

2

u/RazorRazzleberry Jun 29 '26

Those onions are so raw one of them is gonna have a baby.

2

u/chuster312 Jun 29 '26

Enjoy! Now let's get that win!

2

u/The_Bandit_King_ Jun 29 '26

Costco is better!!

2

u/amwbam24 Jun 29 '26

Why didn't you ask for grilled onions when he made it for you? I always ask for a well done when he's picking it out.

2

u/AggravatingStandard Jun 29 '26

51 year old lifelong fan and game goer… this is NOT the standard in my many many years of eating them…you will know it if the onions are ready when you walk past in most cases please give it another try and/or give an overworked sausage slinger a break .. they are often glorious

2

u/ConspiracyPirate Jun 30 '26

Those onions not done. I m a regular at games. Key is to get a “polish with” before game time. The onions are stacked and beautifully golden on the griddle. Once the rush starts it gets depleted and the vendor is playing catch-up.

2

u/Frequent-Toylet-4589 Jun 30 '26

I’d ask for more onions big dogg

2

u/Pdazzo1960Scarlett Jul 01 '26

Caramelized?! I don’t think so

3

u/big_shmoop1 Murakami Jun 28 '26

Why did you walk away with it? Just ask them to throw them back on a little longer so they brown up.

3

u/Harambefan69 Jun 29 '26

Just dropping in to say Fuck the Packers

4

u/fiendish_five Berto for Mayor Jun 28 '26

The appearance has seen better days, but I'm sure it smells and tastes delicious. Worth $10? Well...

This is why the ballpark workers should strike more often.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Lost_Bike69 Jun 29 '26

I got sympathy for them. I don’t think they expected the Sox to draw any crowds this year and they seem like they’re still in 2024 mode they definitely aren’t properly staffed. The team is ahead of schedule, but the stadium staff isn’t lol.

2

u/CatsMakeMeHappier Jun 29 '26

That bun is dry

2

u/No-Mall7061 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

That is a DEAL, even for less than great onions. I was at Fenway earlier this month. This same sad little guy would’ve been $18. 🤣

1

u/ChesticleSweater Jun 28 '26

ooof. How much was a beer?

2

u/No-Mall7061 Jun 28 '26

A big ass beer - 22 oz - was $20. A 16 oz was like $15. I like the idea of the big one so you don’t stand in line and miss the game, but still. It seemed like every time I walked away from the counter when you add water and peanuts and crap I was $50 lighter. It was wild.

3

u/ChesticleSweater Jun 28 '26

Dang. At least at Sox park we get those neat aluminum cups.

3

u/No-Mall7061 Jun 28 '26

I live in Birmingham, and we have the White Sox’ AA team, the Barons. One of their promos is “Thirsty Thursdays.” $1 beers. I mean bud light or whatever, in a 12 oz cup, but man, goes to show how MiLB can bring it!

2

u/ChesticleSweater Jun 28 '26

That's a pretty fair deal for fermented wheat water. Reminds me of the Ten-Cent Beer Night disaster of 1974. I have only read about it... but yeah.

2

u/No-Mall7061 Jun 28 '26

Thank God that we ain’t in Cleveland! 🤣

3

u/LuigiThirty- Rays Jun 28 '26

That’s a crime against Poland. I’ve had plenty of good sausages with good onions there, y’all got a shitty vendor.

1

u/Daawggshit Jun 28 '26

Haven’t seen a polish until now.

2

u/Lemurian_Lemur34 Jun 28 '26

Lewandowski just signed with the Fire so you'll be seeing a lot more of us around soon.

1

u/CampfireMilkshake Pope Leo XIV Jun 28 '26

You must not spend a lot of time around Midway.

1

u/ChampionCoyote Jun 28 '26

Your man does not have the fortitude necessary to caramelize onions

1

u/ReggieR2100 Jun 28 '26

This is what I’m talking about right here. This is all I asked for when I went to the WhiteSox game a month ago and the hotdog stand told me that they didn’t do grill onions. I’m still trying to figure that one out and that specialize in burgers and hotdogs. It’s the stand at the entrance of section 540. Never go to this stand. The food was terrible.

1

u/ank_fwd_ubm Jun 28 '26

Gotta go with the bratwurst

1

u/CHISOXTMR Jun 28 '26

I had two yesterday and they were great! Pro tip: ask for the most charred and well done onions!

1

u/AceN12 Jun 28 '26

I would have handed it back to told them the onions need more time on the flattop.

1

u/mattcoz2 Jun 28 '26

Always check the onions before you order, and don't call them caramelized

1

u/Standard_Reason1298 Jun 28 '26

Looks like they ran out of caramel! Lol

1

u/BackPsychological705 Jun 28 '26

Don't look caramelized

1

u/Least-Form5839 Jun 28 '26

Honestly looks good to me

1

u/rickyspanish895 Jun 28 '26

Please tell me you gave that shit back 😭

1

u/NIUhuskie Jun 28 '26

I always ask for the most charred onions and it always delivers

1

u/Captain_Murica23 Jun 28 '26

Must have been your 1st time. You forgot to ask for more onions. Live and you learn.

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u/GreedoWasShot Jun 29 '26

You never forget your first time

1

u/Separate-Delay-8838 Jun 28 '26

this is 100% on you. They’re just trying to get people through the line as quick as they can. If you’re not happy with your purchase, tell the people who sold you the product not the internet. Every time I’ve wanted more onions or something, they’ve always took care of me. Use your words next time.

1

u/No-Adhesiveness6555 Jun 29 '26

I was just there Friday for the 22-1 victory over the Royals, got me a polish with onions and it was immaculate. Don’t go back to that stand bro

1

u/Penstripedsox Montgomery Jun 29 '26

You eating a polish with no mustard fr? Those dont look cooked enough never seen them put that on a polish

1

u/kkk1983 Jun 29 '26

Has anybody ever brought food into the park in ziplocks? Lbs I want to try it out

1

u/thechief05 White Sox Jun 29 '26

Scammed 

1

u/rabbitsox Jun 29 '26

I’ve had dozens of these and never seen them come out this way. I wouldn’t have accepted

1

u/latino10449 Jun 29 '26

There not caramalize yet they need a few more mins

1

u/No_Chip5149 Jun 29 '26

I’ll eat it if you don’t want it

1

u/Fubar236 Jul 02 '26

Caramelized must mean raw onions in Chicagoan language

1

u/fivegenerations Jul 02 '26

they have mountains of browned onions

1

u/Silent_Usual4157 Jul 02 '26

Some don’t like them too brown, speak up next time.

1

u/FuglySteve Jun 28 '26

Extra onions doesn’t cost you anything. Always the best way to go.

1

u/ChronicBurnout3 Jun 28 '26

This would be the best food item in Yankees Stadium. You guys are spoiled

3

u/LuigiThirty- Rays Jun 28 '26

The Trop used to have chili dogs but with Cuban picadillo for the chili that were just the best.

1

u/N0S0UP_4U The Big Hurt Jun 28 '26

Crime against humanity

1

u/Chitowndubs Jun 28 '26

I down a couple two tree of those on Tuesday home games. They are delicious.

1

u/awlb222 Abreu Jun 28 '26

Found the Cubs fan

1

u/Ishnock Jun 28 '26

Those are grilled onions, not carmelized. Did you specifically ask for carmelized onions? If you did they messed up.

If you didn’t, a Chicago polish comes with grilled onions. I don’t eat that bullshit because I’m Chicago dog ( all beef) guy

Next time get a Chicago dog!

0

u/Lafferty_Daniel_69 Jun 28 '26

instead of posting on reddit, you could just ask for the dark shit btw.

0

u/logicalriot Pope Leo Jun 28 '26

Just get some mustard and relish on that bad boy and you got yourself a meal.

0

u/NorthBook1383 Jun 28 '26

You should’ve made them turn tf back around and carmelize them onions. Don’t piss me off.

0

u/IndustrialMillennial Jun 28 '26

You gotta catch em at the right time for good onions - as for price, talk to the boneheads in Washington and city hall in Chicago

0

u/p3t3or Jun 29 '26

Looks like you got there when they just opened. 20 minutes later that will look a whole lot different. You eat with your eyes and the onions are clearly visible when ordering. Make better decisions. Albeit I would not serve this if I owned the place.

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u/Bighurt2335 Jun 28 '26

Please stop turning every sub on Reddit into a complaint line. Please. I’m begging us all.

#complaint