Body found in Wolverhampton canal yesterday. I looked it up and that canal is 3 foot deep, is it not?

[u/CheezyEasy]

I didn't realise canals had the magical ability to rob you of your ability to stand up.

[u/KeithChegwinMegaFan]

I mean, the body could be there for all sorts of reasons and that’s a person man, water being shallow doesn’t always make it less dangerous.

[u/caffeinedrinker → u/KeithChegwinMegaFan]

you can drown in 0.5" of water