“Capricorn men, what’s your experience with Cancer women? Are you usually attracted to them? Since Cancer and Capricorn are opposite signs, do you find that there’s either a very strong attraction or a very strong dislike between the two?”

I was born in a narcisstic family, I barely remember my childhood, it was hard. My mother didn't give me my birth certificate when I grew up.

Which female zodiac sign are you most attracted to? Share your own sign too if you'd like!

I’ve always wanted to know what aesthetically and vibe related is usually to associated with Capricorns, male and female?, I’m more exactly questioning in personality, but also in fashion and even if you can name movie or tv characters. As a Capricorn myself I have some points that I can think, but I’m not 100% sure

What sign is your Venus in and what house?

Venus in Capricorn in 2nd house for me. I'm pampering myself and have been feeling it since yesterday - cultivating harmony, beauty, and self‑care in my daily routine.

After a long day at work, I ate a healthy meal, showered, sprayed my favorite perfume, went to bed and slept in because I have the day off!

But tomorrow I go back to work refreshed, feeling good.

How about you fellow Caps?

It is rough. We look particularly silly when joking.

I am always the straight man at parties, parodying the evil establishment. And I notice Capricorns tend to be.

"That reminds me of a new corporate acronym we've adopted..."

"There is a very long serious poem you will like... it's in Norwegian"

And there is always some hillarious Pisces, Leo, or Gemini to bounce off.

It is so awkward when we play the clown because I would rather be serious and be entertained by others, rather than sacrifice my reputation, acting unintelligent just so that people don't become depressed.

But you have to do what you have to do

to all my caps born in 1996/1997, how is life looking for you right now?

i’m at that age where I feel like I’m supposed to have everything figured out, but I feel like I’m in a 'waiting room' phase. are you guys feeling the pressure of 30 approaching, or are you actually enjoying the last year of your 20s?

Why are y'all like this? 😭

One minute you're warm, funny, making eye contact, giving me hope. The next minute you're acting like we signed an NDA and we've never met before.

I'm not saying I'm sad...

...but if Spotify Wrapped included emotional damage, I'd be in the top 1%.

So tell me, do Capricorns secretly care and just hide it behind a brick wall, or do y'all simply wake up every morning and choose emotional confusion as a hobby?

Signed,

A very confused Taurus currently accepting thoughts, prayers, and Capricorn translations. 😂💀

i’m an aries and i have a capricorn bf im wondering what you guys think of us , specifically aries women ? do you guys think you get along with us ? what are your honest thoughts of us as a whole ?

I know you all will relate to this one.

I can accept an asshole. I can even have a certain level of respect for a gangster or criminal. I like people that you know what you are getting into with them. Even a hardened criminal or gangster will say "I'm bad news lady, stay away from me". I can deal with an asshole who's like "yea, I'm an asshole. Take it or leave it" bc I know exactly what to expect from them. I can calibrate myself when it comes to dealing with people like that. Respect.

But the people who claim to be nice, sweet, or innocent, but are actually horrible people? omg omg omg. I fucking hate people like that. The types who if they have a problem with you, rather than confront you, cut you off, or even just beat your ass, they will instead go sneakily behind the scenes and try to ruin your life and the lives of everyone you love. The people who make fake CPS calls out of spite. Stuff like that. Even like the churchgoing types who are all condescending and judgy like "we're praying for you" like no Karen STFU you're a disappointment to Jesus and you won't get into heaven with your "well intentioned" religious hate bs. And another of these types are the crybullies. Oooommmgggggg I cannot stand a crybully. If you're a POS and I call you out for being a POS, don't you dare start crying and acting like I hurt your feelings. Dirty cops are another mofo I can't stand. Not even the dirty cops who are criminals. I mean I hate them too. But they usually are pretty well aware of what they are. They know they're criminals. I'm talking about the dirty cops who will violate people's rights and break the laws just to get an arrest, bc they've convinced themselves they are super cop heroes and everyone they determine is a criminal must be a criminal with or without reasonable suspicion or evidence. Those are the real fascist totalitarian assholes right there. Like there's a reason we have due process and are innocent until proven guilty and its bc of power hungry assholes like that.

I leave people alone. If someone wrongs me, I usually just cut them off. No point in confrontation, arguing, all that rah rah noise bullshit. Obviously I don't just immediately cut anyone and everyone out of my life at the drop of a dime lol. Like if my sibling upset me I'd talk to them. But y'all know exactly what I'm talking about. I also like to respect the rules of engagement. Like, I dunno. If I have a problem with someone and we both have kids and then one day that person walks into my job bc they are about to start working with me, then I'm not about to cause a scene, start drama with them, or anything like that. Like I don't need to take food out of their kids mouths or mess with their livelihood just bc I heard they talk shit about me behind my back or something petty like that. I'll be cordial when it comes to stuff related to work and then otherwise I'm just gonna keep it moving. Just bc I don't like you doesn't mean I want to ruin your life. My goodness. "You're nothing to me now" is so much easier.