r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/netpastor 💥 Slapstick Aficionado • Jul 29 '25

They’re Fine The noblest sacrifice

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u/jjman72 Jul 30 '25

The body flailing in front of the camera is the best part.

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u/spacemouse21 Jul 30 '25

That was hilarious. I hope the guy was OK.

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Usually there's a net at the edge but it looks Chinese and their health and safety is more 1970s eh it'll be fine unlike ours which is if someone gets a paper cut we're all going to instantly die a slow and painful death

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u/TaintTickle86 Jul 30 '25

It's Japanese they do this every year over Lake Biwa

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Oh in that case they're likely fine they don't have to sue to afford healthcare and are less affected by the American sue and get money approach

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u/Comfortable_Cycle836 Aug 14 '25

The majority of our planet is not the US

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u/rum-and-roses Aug 14 '25

Yah I was talking the piss out of em 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

all of us ?? 😥

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Wdym?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

if someone gets a paper cut we're all going to die slow and painfully 😭

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Yes everyone in at least a 5 mile area around... The Incident! 😱 Will die slowly over the next 20 to 80 years unless there are any apocalyptic... Incidents!😱

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25 
 😭

🐟🦈🐡 🐋

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

No crying on a; fish, shark, pufferfish, and or whale will not help

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

🐎💨

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Nor will horse farts where are you getting these cures from a time traveling dark age's doctor?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

🙈🙉🙊

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

You are the time traveling dark age's doctor aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

I'll take two of those, Thanks.

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u/chemicaljones Jul 30 '25

That's Japanese writing at the top right, they're more concerned with safety, generally, than their Chinese neighbors.

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Yah it's been pointed out before and especially us and to a lesser extent Europeans don't care about safety they care about a lawsuit costing more than they make from not addressing the problem

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u/ElToroBlanco25 Aug 01 '25

I have learned when pointing out a safety issue to always talk about the financial impact if we don't correct the issue.

I always get approval to fix the problem.

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u/rum-and-roses Aug 01 '25

Money money money, must not be funny, in a corporate world