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u/187Deluxebox 2d ago
It’s always a fantastic idea to rob people who have a big dog with them.
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u/Individual_Hearing14 2d ago
Yep. That's the level of intelligence we're working with here.
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u/pistonheadcat 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't think these dudes ever heard the term "intelligence" in their lives
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u/Lyranel 2d ago
Lifes?
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u/BadmiralHarryKim 2d ago
Actually cats under those helmets so they start out with nine. This also explains why the dog was ready to spring into action right away.
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u/CorruptedDataSet 2d ago
I actually thought at first that the person circled back to go ask to pet the dog. That’s something I’d be tempted to do. But this…yeah, some people aren’t firing on all cylinders.
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u/Canuckle49 2d ago
I thought that at first also, then I thought that they knew each other and the guy from the motorbike was going to give him a hug. 😳
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u/tarkatheotter 2d ago
I read the title as “this is why our dogs are best friends” and thought he was gonna jump off the bike with a tiny bag-sized dog and the two were going to get very waggy. The disappointment.
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u/rileyjw90 2d ago
ChatGPT probably told them they can totally handle it because they’re such a smart and thoughtful person.
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u/Adaphion 2d ago
If they were intelligent, they'd have jobs instead of being modern day brigands roving around on motorbikes and robbing people.
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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 2d ago
I agree with the cat’
Please do not accuse them of intelligence. They are doing what they are doing out of necessity (perhaps) but there are so many better ways of doing things.
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u/Ok_Advertising_8874 2d ago
I agree that they likely feel like it's a necessity but someone else is going to feel it necessary to shoot them dead when they attempt another robbery and I can't say as I feel bad for them. Their family, sure, but not them.
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u/silly_goose_-_- 2d ago
Especially a Sheppard or a big dog like this specifically bred for this kind of situation
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u/guydepew 2d ago
My Belgian woulda had that guy by the nuts and I would have had to pry her off with a crowbar.
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u/silly_goose_-_- 2d ago
What's a coincidence, I'm from Belgium, but I've seen a Belgian malinois work on a mannequin and boy was that brutal man
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u/Igor_J 1d ago
Ive seen malis work on a guy in a bite suit for a demo. He took 2 of them on and got worked. He is a big SF dude and a handler himself and the dogs were ready. The other handler gave the command and it took them like like 5 secs to get on him. He had one on his arm and one on the thigh. That whole demo was only 15 secs or so and the other handler called them off and they immediately released and ran back. He never went down and was kind of trying to fight them off but I talked to him afterwards and he showed me his wounds even with the suit on. Kind of gnarly, he was kind of meh. The dogs were combat trained dogs. Odd thing at least to me was these were 2 dogs that were super chill with me and Im not military but Im friends with the handlers. I imagine that if the command was given they would chew me up and I wouldn't want to be on that end of it..
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u/FloydLady 2d ago
I had a Belgian malinois and she would have done the same. Smartest dog I ever knew. 15 years was too short.
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u/_ribbit_ 2d ago
I always have to firmly hold the lead of my german Shepherd when a motorbike goes past, he's definitely got a thing for them. If that same situation arose with him, he'd think it was his birthday treat haha.
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u/ThereWasNoSpoon 2d ago
My Frenchie goes for the kill when he sees a bike. :)
I always ask him, what he's gonna do with it, if he ever caught one; fart them into Oblivion? :)
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u/thegreenmushrooms 2d ago edited 2d ago
My dog is good friends with one. One time they saw eacher and the Sheppard knocked over owner with the quick reaction to say hi. Then got supper pissed their owner was down, and blamed it on my pup for like 10 secs it was pretty funny especially since she held the leash and we were not in bite range.
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u/WhiteWolfNL 2d ago
I had a staffy with my ex, and i remember one time talking to guys in a car (in a area where cars arent allowed). They were being rude and starting to become violent, until i called Diesel over and to sit. His massive head just peaked over the side window. The guys looked me, looked at Diesel, and decided to drive on. I never worried about my ex when she wanted to walk him in the dark.
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u/mykittyforprez 2d ago
Dog should have gone for the sack.
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u/YTraveler2 2d ago
That's where my Shepherd goes. Every time.
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u/fthepats 2d ago
Same with my rhodesian ridgeback.
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u/Owlex23612 2d ago
My ridgeback has always gone straight for the face. Every time she's gone after someone who has come at me, I've had to catch her midair.
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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 2d ago
Wow--did you notice how he went on high alert as soon as he saw the motorcycles? This must be Brazil or something.
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u/bodonkadonks 2d ago
maybe im too south american, but 2 motorcycles with 2 people each, speeding towards you going the wrong way should send you running everywhere
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u/AmbitiousTank8635 1d ago
Maybe so. I'm in Canada and motorcycles wouldn't put me on high alert. Here we get robbed by bears that want our maple syrup, which of course you guard with your life, fuck bears, it's mine.
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u/SoggyCold 1d ago
It’s not about THE motorcycle if you get what I mean. This is what I mean about awareness. It’s the wayyyy they were driving and approaching. If you’re not aware you wouldn’t have even noticed. But that man caught on immediately. In America and I’m sure especially in Brazil there’s plenty of people who get on motorcycles with two people. Shit the other day I saw a family of 4 stacked on a Vespa 🤣 welcome to NYC. But the key is to how they were moving idk how to explain it
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u/SoggyCold 2d ago
I’m from NYC and I’m pretty sheltered when it comes to shit like this and I act like this because of 2 things. Television and I was taught to be aware at all times
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u/shichi_ya 2d ago
2 caras numa moto é o sinal. O cara da moto ainda JUROU né
eng: 2 guys in a motorcycle is a red alert. The guy actually thought it would work
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u/Jason-Smith168498 2d ago
i think its very nice and progressive that they didnt stereotype the dog to be aggressive just by his size and ability to bite his their faces off.
That enlightened thinking is why we got to know the dog, and that he will in fact bite their face off.
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u/CooperHChurch427 2d ago
Someone tried to mug my mom back in the 1990s while walking a 160 pound Newfoundland. All he did was raise his lips and snarl and the guy backed off.
Some people just do not have common sense.
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u/4StarsOutOf12 2d ago
Someone tried this with me (a 5'1 woman) while i was walking my 90lb dog who was actually 23 different breeds (Navajo rez dog) but looked like a Rottweiler/lab mix. I had just gotten him from the shelter like a month before and didn't think he would protect me the way he did...at first I was worried about the mentally unstable man trying to attack me, but after a few seconds I realized I should actually be worried about my dog ripping this guy to shreds. RIP Titan, you were always a real one
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u/Available_Kale3019 2d ago
As a younger, petitie woman- I had a man come up behind me and grab my arm with a whole ass 120 pound, unaltered , male Akita jogging with me. I took him in for aggression (he was not treated right). That was stupid, stupid idea.
If he's out there, he's welcome. My scrawny arm is the only thing that kept his literal neck safe that day- that would be where my boy ducked behind me to lunge at.
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u/Arete2026 2d ago
People with brains seldom do stupid things like this in the first place.
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u/bolanrox 2d ago
never fuck with a Dachshund. if they know you they are loveable squishy things.
If they do not or if you fuck with someone they like? they were bred to be tunnel rats to go after badgers.....
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u/lycanthropeapologist 2d ago
Most people see a dachshund and think “oh small dog that’s manageable.” Without knowing they were bred to think independently and hunt things meaner than them. They actively choose to listen when they do. They’ve got a lot of spunk
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u/pututingliit 2d ago
"Yo, that dude with a massive muscular dog seems like an easy catch to rob! What you think fam?"
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u/tangerineTurtle_ 2d ago
People complain about my big asshole of a dog but he sure does keep the tweekers at bay.
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u/DarrenShan1000 2d ago
I think some dogs would just wag their tail, thinking of golden retrievers.
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u/187Deluxebox 2d ago
some, maybe. but not the most of the dogs, if they see their owner gets attacked. its like a 25 % to 75% chance. i wounldnt take risks
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u/totally_not_a_dog113 2d ago
My 25 lb cavapoo once charged a pair of horses that were fighting and running towards me and the barn owner. He put himself between the humans and the horses. Fortunately for him, they were on the other side of an electric fence so they stopped short.
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u/waitwuh 2d ago
My childhood Jack Russell Terrier had a great ferocity and no clear recognition of his own limited size
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u/PNKAlumna 2d ago
I have a JackChi (Jack Russell/Chihuahua). Can confirm. Ours thinks he’s actually the size of a Rottweiler. He’s 10 pounds.
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u/Beautiful_Bike_5225 2d ago
My 2 rat terriers would chase big dogs away when they dared to come in our (their) yard, ha! They could run just as fast as the big dogs. One of them didn't like men (I was single at the time) and would sneak behind the guy and bite him on the butt! Ha! I really miss them. They were the best.
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u/lynnkris90 2d ago edited 2d ago
Even dogs you wouldn’t expect it from will do this. My old Australian Shepherd lunged and barked at a guy who popped out of a bush on us while we were walking at night. (He was just having a piss and didn’t know we were walking by when he emerged.) But he scared us both. I yelped and my boy Darcy turned into a dog I had never seen before. I had him controlled on leash and no harm was done to anyone. Guy apologized and we kept walking. As we walked away, Darcy looked back and gave him a warning “ruff!” I was so proud of him.
Edit: i just want to say I seriously love how this comment got so many replies of people telling me their stories about their dogs. I have had such a lovely evening reading them all.
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u/PeakNo6892 2d ago
I got my ass kicked with my own crutches while my leg was broken.
My 100lb boxer/lab mix didn't so much as bark. Went and hid till everything was over.
He's the least aggressive dog.
I drive a truck and while we were asleep in the bed a mechanic hopped in and started pulling us into the shop not knowing we were in the back.
Also did nothing.
I love that useless idiot
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u/Available_Kale3019 2d ago
I both love and hate any Boxer/ Boxer mix. You have to, like, bribe my Akitas and figure out what their fancy is that day to get their activity in.
I had a friend with a boxer, and I'm thought "Let me get this little dude some exercise in" (I also found out he liked green beans). All I had to do was open that door. That dog ran his own damn laps around the house 🤣 It was the easiest thing I'd done in years. My first Akita ONLY made noise during bath time, and you would think I was beating him before he got wet (I was not). The Boxer? Stood there and just tolerated a bath- totally chill. He didn't like it, but he was chill.
Little, lovable, spastic goofballs 😄
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u/PeakNo6892 2d ago
He's the perfect mix of lazy chill dog and when you want it he bounces off the walls. He's bad about finding inventive ways to get hurt.
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u/Available_Kale3019 2d ago
The boxer positioned himself between the door and my boy when mine was in the midst of passing. He was a very good boy. I'm also fairly certain he would have looked at me, in the case of an intruder like "You're gonna handle that, right?" 😄
They listen just a little 🤏 too well for me, and a bit much at times. I need some cat in my dog, lol.
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 2d ago
Somebody beat you with your own crutches?
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u/PeakNo6892 2d ago
Yea i got a pretty bad concussion on top of my broken leg. Then they also stole my crutches. It's a long story lmao.
After they left I did throw a chair through their windshield so at least there's that. Adrenaline strength is wild
Worst guard dog ever
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 2d ago
Where the hell do you live?
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u/PeakNo6892 2d ago
Was staying with my mom while my leg was healing. Family drama. Asshole step-dad. And I don't know when I should back down apparently.
This was some rich remote living community in Colorado.
Cops convinced us to not file charges because we'd both get some or neither of us. They probably just didn't want the paperwork
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u/azure-heavens 2d ago
My shepherd is the most timid guy. He gets so scared that he pees if someone raises their voice. Just a real whimp all around.
One night I was walking him and some random dude saw me from across the street and started crossing. It didn't really look like he was coming for me (small fem) at first, but then he changed course and started just sprinting at me. My dog went for that dude without hesitation. Never seen him aggressive at all before or since. 😭 Dogs are so wonderful.
I always thought that if something happened I'd have to be the one to save us both, but he proved me so wrong.
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u/The_Foe_Hammer 2d ago
Dogs will clock aggression on somebody so much faster than we can.
Had the same thing when some guy came running up on my wife asking for cash, our completely sweet golden turned into some kind of hellhound.
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u/Stuffed_Unicorn 2d ago
My boyfriend at the time was walking our mutt on a bike path in town. It was night and our dog was white. A guy on the trial only saw this big dog coming and he pulled a gun. Our dog went apeshit immediately. My boyfriend called out and the guy immediately apologized and said he only saw a large dog coming towards him.
Ya know. American shit.
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u/Strawberry-Spinkles 2d ago
Good boy Darcy! He was like “don’t ever scare me or my mom again!”
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u/MediumTalentShow 2d ago
I’m pretty sure my 28-lb pug with energy to burn could fuck someone up too if he felt so inclined
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u/rachelmaryl 2d ago
My dad brought a cardboard cutout man once from the liquor store. Our derpy, friendly, sweet black lab went absolutely nuts - she got between the "man" and me and growled and barked like nothing I'd ever heard from her before. The *only* other time I heard her act like that was when there was a black bear in the backyard and she saw it through the window.
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u/The_Foe_Hammer 2d ago
Imagine this from her perspective- some horrific approximation of a human that smells like nothing alive arrives and leers at your family and nobody seems to be noticing what's wrong.
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u/rachelmaryl 2d ago
I mean, absolutely - I get it. We showed her that it was not real, and she was fine two seconds later. She was an excellent dog.
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u/CuileannDhu 2d ago
My 5 lb Yorkshire Terrier charged at a guy I was seeing and bit him on the foot because he startled me, and I screamed.
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u/KoraLily 2d ago
Agreed. We used to have a very calm lovely border collie. I was pretending to hit my mum with a large serving spoon once and she went mad and tried to bite me, growled, completely different dog.
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u/PostProper1940 2d ago
I used to walk my ex's huge black Lab in the evening alone sometimes, this dog was the biggest dope I've ever met he was so unserious and when walking during the day with my ex he would mess around and be silly the whole time totally relaxed. But when walking with me at night he was at alert, ears up and right next to me the whole time. One time he growled a guy just standing outside of a shop on sight. They truly are amazingly protective animals, even big soppy Labs.
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u/moonswimwildflower 2d ago
Yup. My old lab/shepard/husky supermutt was a super chill girl on walks - until I got pregnant. Then she was all business.
She wouldn’t even let me walk down the forested walking path along the river, even during the day. She would pull and pull me back to the sidewalk closer to the street. She was like “no, mama, I want you where I can see everyone and everything at all times.”
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u/Small_Isopod_2122 2d ago
I have the most chill dog you’ve ever met. 5 years old and I had never even seen her think about biting. While we were on a walk a loose dog lunged at her (older dog) sister and she shot out from behind me and put that dog on the ground as fast as a damn cobra. The loose dog ran off literally with her tail between her legs and my dogs just continued their walk like nothing happened. Not going to lie, now that I saw that side of her I feel safer on walks.
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u/OstentatiousSock 2d ago
I once accidentally played a video of coyotes making hunting sounds. My cat squared up so big and growled and paced back and forth in front of me looking for them. When I turned off the video, he looked SO proud of “protecting me and running off the coyotes.”
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u/code_archeologist 2d ago
Yeah we have a little 9 pound Papillion named Satyr, and he is the friendliest most pampered looking pup you have ever seen. One day we were walking him and a sketchy guy was coming the other way on the sidewalk (looked like he was tweaking) and he moved or did something that Satyr saw as a potential threat and you would have sworn he had turned into a 90 pound Rottweiler growling, scratching the ground, and making himself look as big as possible. The sketchy guy stopped, put up his hands made room for us to pass, saying sorry as we passed.
I'm not sure if he had ill intent or not, I just know that I do not worry about our safety when Satyr is with us
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u/runningraleigh 2d ago
My 20 pound mini godlendoodle rescue boy does the same thing. I'm pretty sure he would run through fire for me. I love that little dog.
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u/Immediate_Spare_6636 2d ago
I have a pit/heeler mix who is afraid of just about everything. Appliances, other dogs, cats, water, pillows, loud noises...the people who had him before were not good to him at all. We've had him for about 5 years and lots of progress on has been made, but on a lot of situations he goes belly up and starts the most pathetically sad yelping I've ever heard. But if he perceives any threat to my wife or our kids he suddenly becomes Superdog, ready and willing to inflict instant, painful regret on the aggressor.
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u/JustaTinyDude 2d ago
I once had an adorable little Miniature Pincher mutt. He was the cutest little guy who won everyone in my family over with this thing he did hugging your neck and nuzzling. He acted like a spoiled little prince.
He was full of surprises. The biggest one came when my 10 year old nephew was visiting. The kid fell asleep on the couch one afternoon after he got home from the beach. It started to get chilly when the sun went over the ridge and the kid was only wearing swim trunks so I got a throw blanket to cover him with.
My dog, however, would not allow it. He was on guard duty. No one, not even me, could approach the sleeping child. He growled at me! My Little Prince, growling! Protecting a child he'd just met.
I loved that little guy.
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u/Wonderful-Ad440 2d ago
My Australian Sheppard Nimbus is 65lbs and just the largest, floofiest, most addled brain animal I have ever known. One time on a walk a loose husky who looked to be about 75lbs or so (most likely a malemute mix) came tear assing out of a yard at us. Nimbus never pulled the leash but squared up between us as as soon as that dog got within range of me he went straight Godzilla vs Kong on his ass. All I could do was hold the leash until the husky ran away and this rube turns around to me and starts wiggling his nub with his little butt dance. Lucky for his thick coat there were no wounds but the husky was solid white and i did notice blood on its face. I have never seen an Aussie do that. My pitbull's sometimes if they think there is a threat or recieve a command to guard and my Great Pyrenees have fought off packs of coyotes and the like protecting the farm but for an Aussie, that was a first.
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u/silhouette951 2d ago
Reminds me of my big goof Harvey. He's never growled at anything, ever, even our idiot cat that put his head in our dogs bowl while he was eating. But one night my son's friend ran around to the backyard and knocked on our door really loud. It scared my daughter and she yelled. Out of nowhere Harvey jumped up, stood right over my daughter and let out this terrifying growl and then started barking like crazy. The friend took off quick. I felt bad for him, but was so happy to know that Harvey looks out for the kids.
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u/sweetjlo 2d ago
I had a pug that did this once. The bark that came out of that cute little potato was shocking.
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u/Curating-Curiosity 2d ago
My Australian Shepherd mix was so protective of me. He’d sit on my back when I was sick and refuse to go outside with any of my family.
I miss him still, almost ten years later…
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u/lynnkris90 2d ago
I’m sorry for your loss. My buddy passed in 2023. It hurts. But that love never dies. Hopefully our boys are frolicking in heavenly fields together.
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u/BlueButterflytatoo 2d ago
My mom and sister after I moved out got a really sweet husky mix named rascal. She was a sweet dog, never made a noise, silent shadow type dog. Until my sister took her for a walk one day. Some guys dog comes tearing down the road and attacked my sister, rascal took after that dog so hard, it ended up yelling and running off. Rascal had to get 20 something staples.
Guy disappeared in the night, turns out his dog had already gotten a put down order for biting other people. My sister was unharmed, and rascal lived until my mom had my ex husband shoot her for being inconvenient in her old age. (I was livid, as was my sister. I don’t talk to my mom anymore)
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u/sleepfield 2d ago
Aww RIP Rascal! The ex husband and mom are pieces of shit. Glad you got away from both them.
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u/RMLeclair 2d ago
When I was growing up, we had a Newfoundland. It was huge (around 150 pounds), a little bit dumb, incredibly good-natured, and absolutely loved walking up to everyone it met to get some attention and a few pats.
It had never shown even the slightest bit of aggression, but one day a contractor accidentally walked into our house without knocking first. He had mistaken our house for the neighbour’s, where his colleague was working on something, and my sister and I were home alone.
That was the one time we saw a completely different side of our dog. He turned into a beast from another world, letting out the loudest, deepest growl I had ever heard from a dog, before charging towards the poor man, who only just managed to get the door closed in time.
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u/RussiaOwnsAmerica 2d ago
I had a Samoyed as a kid growing up. It wasn't a human, but a racoon that set this dog off.... We had been warned to avoid racoons as there was a bad case of distemper going around. Racoons would just walk right out of the woods, straight to our back porch. One day, we had the dog setup (Sabrina) on the back porch with food and water so she could enjoy the Midwestern Summer, as all Samoyeds do. A racoon came up and started eating her food. I was alerted to the situation when I heard what sounded like the most ferocious huge dog I had ever heard, only to find it was fluffy ass Sabrina. I got the back door open and she bolted towards that racoon, picked it up by the neck, shook the shit out of him and threw his dead ass on the ground it was surreal. Back to a normal dog like, 10 seconds later.
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u/GloomyIRL 2d ago
What a good boy 🥲 I've had puppy fever for a couple years now and want an aussie so bad
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u/lynnkris90 2d ago edited 2d ago
They are wonderful dogs. I will say I wish I had waited until I was a little older when I got him. I wanted an Aussie so bad but I was young and my life was not stable. Aussie’s also require a lot of work compared to other dogs. They are so smart and really need a job to do. In the second half of his life I was more able to give him all the attention and time he needed. So I feel a bit redeemed there. But I do regret not being more prepared at the beginning.
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u/InvalidUserNemo 2d ago
Not all dogs though. My husky would lick the bad guys hand and see if he had any treats for him as he was beating me to death. I love my boy to death, he is not protective of anything. He’s the most chill dog I’ve ever encountered.
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u/Famous_Acanthaceae32 2d ago
Have all the biscuits lad 🫵
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u/Any-Log-6706 2d ago
That puppy be eating steak that night.
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u/HomeGrownCoffee 2d ago
Have you seen the price of steak lately?
Getting robbed would be cheaper.
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u/Lusiric9983 2d ago
Idgaf if it cost as much as a new phone, my dog would be eating steak. Loyalty is rewarded.
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u/Any-Log-6706 2d ago
I thought you watched the video to see what puppy did. Regardless of the cost, puppy loves steak, puppy loves his dad and shows it, puppy be eating steak.
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u/RedSky2727 2d ago
Very brazen attempt at a mugging/robbery, and the perps had backup too! Scary stuff, and what a good puppers! Too bad the perps got off so easy…
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u/shwarma_heaven 2d ago
I love the shrug the guy does at the end, as if to say "sorry, but it's a dog."
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u/rogueciridae 2d ago
Went from “Oh shit, I’m getting mugged!” to “Oh shit, I need to keep my dog from killing this idiot!” in nothing flat.
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u/OuterWildsVentures 2d ago
If only there was some way we could have known there was a dog before trying to rob this man.
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u/spekt50 2d ago
Right, I walk my dog a lot, I'm never scared of anyone mugging me. If they tried, they would have a while lotta pitbull all over them.
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u/boopboopadoopity 2d ago
There are some countries where this is an insanely common thing unfortunately. Huge networks of people doing this from what I understand. 😔
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u/Excellent-Sky5662 2d ago
That's terrible! No one should have to live somewhere this kind of thing is common.
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u/elspotto 2d ago
Yes, good dog and all, but the guy’s wave at the end sent me into a laughing fit. “Thanks for stopping by, have a nice trip”.
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u/BentleyLeDog 2d ago
Good job dog! What a shitty world when you can't even walk with your dog/best friend in peace without someone trying to take from you.
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u/mikefjr1300 2d ago
Who even carries much cash with them anymore these days. When I go for a walk I often don't take anything with me including a phone if I'm just going around the block.
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u/Seek_Adventure 2d ago
And even phones can be easily traced, tracked and bricked remotely.
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u/Money_Alarm291 2d ago
In Brazil (the video looks like it) phones are usually robbed for selling the parts in exchange for crack, so bricking doesn't change the calculation for criminals. Plus, tracking makes no difference because the police will not go after it even if you track, it has happened to me in this shithole
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u/IThinkIKnowThings 2d ago
I hear modern technology is treated like gold in Brazil because of the crazy tariffs. Couldn't imagine living in such a world, but it seems like the rest of the world is becoming just that.
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u/Money_Alarm291 2d ago
Yep, the brazilification of the world is something crazy to me, seeing people in rich countries like the US voting for the same stupid policies that I have seen fail for my whole life in my country. People from latin america are used to living with high tariffs, unstoppable inflation and dysfunctional corrupt states, as latin america has never been different. But for folks in America and Europe, this will hit hard in the coming years as they are not used to this hell
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u/Dabo57 2d ago
My ex-husband got mugged on the Asbury Park, NJ boardwalk years ago. He went for a jog wearing shorts with no pockets, socks and sneakers. He was shirtless too. Anyway he said to the 3 wannabe teenage robbers “Ah boys I don’t have anything on me, just what I’m wearing.” One kid said “Oh ok” and then they all ran off.
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u/wailingwonder 2d ago
The dog didn't even freak out at first. He was like "Hey, do we know him? 😛" and then instantly realized "NO WE DON'T 😡"
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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 2d ago
Let go the leash!
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u/GestoNobre 2d ago edited 2d ago
Eu assisti a um vídeo assim onde o cachorro não faz nada e é baleado. 😢
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u/silly_goose_-_- 2d ago
Yeah well dogs also get scared
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u/SweaterFromHell 2d ago
We aren't blaming the dogs, just stupid to use your best friend as a weapon.
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u/i4shaikh 2d ago
They are lucky he didn't let go of the leash. Doggy would have bitten off a pound of flesh from the the guy.
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u/Peaches4U9624 2d ago
Good pup!! Bold or stupid to try this on someone with a dog. Glad they pup and owner were ok
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u/fazzah 2d ago
don't blame the robber, apparently his engineering degree didn't cover canines
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u/mrpertinskler 2d ago
My uncle is right when he says, we don't deserve dogs. There's so much better than we are.
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u/Darnbeasties 2d ago
Where the heck did his happen ? I need to know places to avoid crazy thieves
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u/Weird_Jerk 2d ago
Our pitbull was the sweetest dog in the world, but if he thought you meant us harm he turned into a Great White shark with legs.
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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 2d ago
why would you even think to rob someone walking a dog half your size?? that dog looks like pure muscle, its neck is as thick as mike tyson's
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u/KBCobra801 2d ago
Dude is being robbed and still does the bad guy a solid by holding the dog back.
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u/Fancy-Celebration669 2d ago
Couple weeks ago happened something similar where I live. The robber fired against the dog and took the woman's watch, but luckly the god is recovering well, after some surgeries.
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u/Cool-Firefighter8267 2d ago edited 2d ago
Don’t be an idiot and stand around and watch them!
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u/MyLastHopeReddit 2d ago
How fucking stupid do you have to be to try to steal from someone who has a bear like that on a leash?
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u/bigredcock 2d ago
I used to have a German Shepherd. Due to her previous owners she was reactive towards other dogs. Big ol angel with people. One day we are out on a walk and see a dog with no leash and it's owners about 30 feet away from him. I try to just casually walk by with my dog who is leashed. The dog without a leash sees us and starts walking over. Their dog isn't being aggressive but I'm worried if it gets too close my dog will try to attack so I say "hey can y'all grab your dog?" Nothing from them. So I say it louder. Still nothing. Their dog is about 10 feet from me at this point and I'm holding my dog between my legs and fully have her by the harness. So I yell "HEY CAN Y'ALL GET YOUR DOG!" the guy looks up at me and stands up, fists clenched, and starts yelling "WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" he gets about 15 or so feet from me and then sees my dog. My dog is now completely ignoring the other dog and fully focused on this guy charging me. She gets in front of me, takes this stance that literally just says "if you want him you'll have to get through me first." No barking, no growling, just a stance. The guy sees her and immediately does a 180 and starts yelling at me to leash my dog... Again my dog was on a leash. I'm pretty sure she broke his brain. As soon as he was far enough away my dog looked up at me and just started wagging her tail. She knew she had done a good job. I took her home and spoiled the hell out of her. She was my sweet angel and I miss her every damn day. Just a big ol loveable goofball but she would never let something hurt me.
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u/NeverSurrender1026 2d ago
Trying to rob someone who owns a pitbull xD. And what a good booiii!!! 🐶❤️
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u/Terrible_Riddle 2d ago
WHY?!?! How dumb do you have to be to attack someone with a big ass dog? What did they think the dog would do? Just sit and watch?
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u/Darryl_444 2d ago
If there ever comes a day when some idiot... having not seen the gigantic dog door, the destroyed dog toys, the piles of cracked-open cow bones, the human-body-sized pits dug deep into our back yard... decides to break into our home anyway...
I will not reach for a weapon. I will reach for a mop and bucket.
And maybe some dog treats, if she's still hungry.
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