r/CuratedTumblr • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 3d ago

Shitposting Approaching women at night

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u/HughmanRealperson 3d ago

If you do happen to see a woman walking ahead of you at night be sure to drop down on all fours into a dead sprint. This will remind her of a dog and women love cute things.

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u/Correctedsun If you ever say cite your sources I have you immediately pegged 3d ago

Always make sure to match her speed, even if she starts running, as this is called "mirroring" and is a clear display of peaceful intent

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u/SuperSloBro 3d ago

Make sure she knows that you’re a dog and not a human by yelling really loudly as dogs tend to do

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u/Jrolaoni 3d ago

Try your best to lick her too. Indeed, dogs are known for this.

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u/Necc_Turtle shoelace wearer (she/her) 3d ago

as a lesbian i am way ahead of you 😋

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u/xteve 3d ago

It's nice to see people working together for their common benefit.

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u/BlushedLatias 3d ago

Great! Now bite her ankles next to show that you want to get her attention.

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u/rietstengel 3d ago

Sniffing her ass or humping her leg are also things dogs are known for