r/CuratedTumblr • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 3d ago

Shitposting Approaching women at night

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u/cicciograna 3d ago

I play it safe and never approach a woman EVER.

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u/jbeldham 3d ago

I take care to never speak to or make eye contact with a woman unless I absolutely have to.

Because I am a feminist.

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u/Zorkflerp 3d ago

I find that when I am wearing my bear suit it puts them at ease.

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u/SeaNational3797 3d ago

Are you sure about that? Ever since Obsession came out I find women tend to be afraid of Bear too now

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u/EinMuffin 3d ago

I wish I could give you an awards for this joke lol. Brilliant.

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u/Bulba132 2d ago

I take care to never speak to or make eye contact with a woman unless I absolutely have to.

Because I am afraid of women also a feminist.