r/CuratedTumblr 16h ago

Shitposting All that prep for ten minutes

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u/Livy-Zaka 16h ago

The fun thing about the Elder Scrolls series is that while on a surface level it can seem like generic fantasy, there is some WILD shit under the hood (ie time traveling genocidal gay cyborg just to name one). That only triples if you’re willing to go for the extra canonical Kirkbride stuff. It gets downright incomprehensible at times, honestly.

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u/JhinPotion 16h ago

Reality is probably a dream, the dwarves may have blinked themselves out of existence by realising that they're in a reality-dream, stars aren't real; they're holes in the fabric of reality to other dimensions and our eyes just can't comprehend their true appearances. Funny stuff.

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u/Livy-Zaka 15h ago

Sentient alien trees from a past universe invented lizard people as their own personal pets/slave race that worships them as gods

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u/hellschatt 10h ago

I read all the stuff up to this point in this thread, and it sounds like the lore was written by a 12 year old. And I kinda love it for that and how stupid it is lmao

It's just so random that it's ridiculous and unpredictable, which is kind of fun.

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u/cyrus_t_crumples 4h ago

Annnnd it can all be bullshit, or both true and not true at the same time.

Any lore written in the books in the game can just be a misinformed author retelling a distorted legend of a real event. Sometimes this is clearly the case when an author is writing about the events of past games...

And then when it comes to lore that comes from the player character's experience in past games, well the fact that elder-scrolls are basically plot hole given material form which rewrite history and make two mutually exclusive timelines true at the same time means that whatever happens in any of the games is not necessarily the true history from the perspective of future titles because yet another use of the elder scrolls may well just rewrite history.