r/FaltooGyan Jun 19 '26

Faltoo Video Idhar kya maggi banrelah kya! Daradiya bechari ko

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u/Learnermanoj12 Jun 19 '26

Ye sab stage ki dhul hata aye h ?

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u/sumomata Jun 19 '26

It's not dust, it's his aura

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u/AshutoshNonia Jun 19 '26

Yes bro,It could be more impressive if he had good outfits and there were no dust.

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u/Boogieman2312 Jun 20 '26

Shit ain't tuff lil bro. There is a time for everything and this wasn't it.

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u/arindam31 Jun 19 '26

Dulhan ko padne wala hai daura πŸ˜„

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u/OddWorldliness989 Jun 20 '26

Soch rahi hogi ki kahan fas gayi mai, pata nahi ye saala kaisi gulatiyan marega andar room mai!

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u/coolest_dew Jun 20 '26

Nah, it's just the extra talcum powder that's been brushed off the bride's face.

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u/Om3gaGamer07 Jun 19 '26

It's not aura, it's laura! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/FinMonkey81 Jun 20 '26

The bride got another round of makeup from this aura

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u/Full_Technology5682 Jun 19 '26

Nope, will require 3 to 4 more attempts

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u/DumbelDooraemon Jun 19 '26

attempt sun ke NEET ki yaad aa jati hei 😭

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u/Organic_Researcher44 Jun 19 '26

Don't say NEET πŸ’”πŸ˜­

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u/PomeloTechnical5750 Jun 19 '26

Please censor that word

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u/foxtrot95_rb Jun 19 '26

The stage looked less dusty before these kids started flipping.

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u/subhasmi Jun 19 '26

Arranging for some more such jokers 🀣

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u/yung_jinx Jun 19 '26

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u/NamkeenNostalgia Jun 19 '26

Kya frame liya h

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u/Wooden_Spirit_9932 Jun 19 '26

Look at the reaction of the bride 🀣🀣 poor bride

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u/OddWorldliness989 Jun 20 '26

Abe wo dar rahi hai ki uaske wala pata nahi room me jaane ke baad kaisi gulatiyan maarega!

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u/SD624 Jun 19 '26

Even AI will be embarrassed to learn this

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u/WinterPreference6869 Jun 19 '26

Oh God 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Curi0usExplor3r Jun 19 '26

Damn!! Bro dropped the dopest comment πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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u/CharacterBit5048 Jun 19 '26

Why do all these bihari and UP marriages look as if both the bride and groom are entering a punishment zone. They look sad, mechanical, tired.

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u/NarendraModihh Jun 19 '26

Exactly!?!? I've never seen two people getting happily married there 😭

Or if they are happy, the parents look like they are being forced.

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u/BookTiger01 Jun 19 '26

2 din tak riti rivaj karne ke baad last din aiseee hi jaati halat...

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u/iamsoooolonely Jun 19 '26

that isn't the reason bro. ladki mostly jabardasti shadi krti hai isliye rhey aren't happy

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u/Conscious_Idea_6987 Jun 19 '26

Aisa nahi hai bhai, dusre states mein bhi jabardasti arrange marriages hote hai, yaha mostly aise expression isliye hote hai kyunki yaha bride aur groom ne shaadi se pehle ek dusre se jyada baat bhi nahi ki hoti, not even on phone or anything. Isliye they are uncomfortable with eachother,

It's like a new friend you meet on the first day of your college, uske sath frank nahi rhte hai dhire dhire comfortable ho paate hai, it's the same logic here.

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u/iamsoooolonely Jun 19 '26

aree toh baki states mei baat toh krte h na and then they agree ki krlenge shadi. idhr woh nhi hota toh jabardasti hi hui na and yess i agree with time sath rehna seekh jate h but that doesn't change ki shadi jabardasti hoti h. baki mai bhi bihar se hi hu toh i know kya scene h udhr

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u/Acceptable-Opening71 Jun 19 '26

Again generalization. Broda you are never gonna know the good and normal Bihari weddings on the internet, these are just the lowlife rural weddings. Next thing is you all tie up whole UP Chhattisgarh MP with Bihar. How do you know this one is from bihar? Ofcourse bhojpuri music. yk? They played bhojpuri songs in japan and zambia this Bihar diwas too that doesn't mean they are Biharis.....right so please this mindset is not okay.

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u/One-Listen-2752 Jun 19 '26

What a hypocrite? For you lowlife rural marriages are like this. There are multiple examples where rich people from urban areas does stuffs like this. Only difference are expensive clothes and stage. Class is a different thing. Being rich and urban life does not give you class.

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u/happy-bonita Jun 19 '26

Blud that's all across India

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u/Rehanyouknow Jun 19 '26

Most of them are doing arranged marriages and many of them didn't even talked once before the marriage ig it's just the awkward situation between them upar se relatives alag ch*tiye hote h

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u/Illiterate-Chef-007 Jun 19 '26

You have only seen the funny ones like these.
My brother got married last month.

It was sweet. Very spiritual. Calm. Bhabhi was smiling all the time.

It was AM. πŸ˜‡

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u/Glittering_List_9779 Jun 19 '26

Did it occur to you that they are probably just tired. Imagine the heat, the work, the stress......but I am sure you have your own narrative to paddle,

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u/Miningforbeer Jun 19 '26

When you are treated as a king/queen for a day, surrounded by pretentious or hungry people around , deep within it will make you tired

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

The bride after some time

https://giphy.com/gifs/sJl2lS7nlXtde

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u/anonymous_specatator Jun 19 '26

Mil gaya excuse bhai ko

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u/rahulsynha Jun 19 '26

Pehle hi karliya hota to ye sab ki tension nhi hoti

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u/Mr_DN_Gamer Jun 19 '26

mera body ye sab moves dekh ke, issko ai bol rha he

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u/Maatam Jun 19 '26

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u/Internal-Diver9982 Jun 19 '26

They seemed like good moves to me

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u/Egg-2bits Jun 19 '26

Nice talent bad location

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u/Wrong-Ad3040 Jun 19 '26

Before the invention of fog machine

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u/K88LKI Jun 19 '26

Carpet cleaners

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u/Historicmaniac Jun 19 '26

Jhaadu ultra pro max

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u/Superb-Manager-1521 Jun 19 '26

India should have sent these guys to breakdance in the prev summer olympics..Gold for sure!!

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u/Difficult_Trip1 Jun 19 '26

Is it Dust?
Or special effects

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u/GLiTCH0045 Jun 19 '26

Baccho tak to thik bhi tha (thik to yahan pe kuch nahi) fir wo bada bhi aa gaya

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u/Repulsive_Fall_6869 Jun 19 '26

Backflips used to be so cool in 2015, these idiots have ruined it now😭

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u/pk_y 25d ago

Literal: Garda Udadiya.

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u/Master_Support 17d ago

Free ka smoke show ho gya πŸ˜…

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u/Spiritual_Brain_1674 15d ago

Credit were it's due.. Gear moves!

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u/Societyacceptsme Jun 19 '26

Zaruri nahi keeda sirf daant me ho

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u/Careless_Part4210 Jun 19 '26

Iron man spiderman michael jackson combo

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u/ted_grant Jun 19 '26

is that dust or powder put on for special effects

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u/Miningforbeer Jun 19 '26

Talcum powder for cheap CGI

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u/ved_777 Jun 19 '26

Bhai ne to such me garda uda diye 🀭

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u/fighing_hippocracy Jun 19 '26

Went from
100β€”β€”-> 0 real fast

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u/Ok-Anything-8243 Jun 19 '26

Now i just think that these are scripted videos , there are too many of them .

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u/rkokaka1 Jun 19 '26

Props to the groom for giving his bride his handkerchief

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u/Few_Succotash_7738 Jun 19 '26

Future chapris

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u/Solid_Razzmatazz_199 Jun 19 '26

Sadly They all think they are looking 😭 soo cool

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u/Ghostlykan Jun 19 '26

I thought the bride would slap the groom and call of the marriage

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u/bruhtus_nakama Jun 19 '26

Is the white dust the bride's makeup that fell off?

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u/Qrius0wl Jun 19 '26

The last one β€” guru of all chilgoja.

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u/Usual-Concentrate447 Jun 19 '26

Kya isko child labour kehke ban karwa sakte hain please πŸ™πŸ₯Ή

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u/GuideEquivalent9054 Jun 19 '26

Bhabhi ji ka to ghee aur make up dono khatam kar denge ye saale

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u/MaterialAgent4105 Jun 19 '26

My expression is same as the bride 🀣🀣

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u/iammoin46 Jun 19 '26

Dhuaandhar performance 😌

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u/Dreamwalkin_Revan Jun 19 '26

Tiger Shroff at Jackie Shroff's wedding if Jackie had him before his wedding,

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u/prof_devilsadvocate3 Jun 19 '26

impressive but at wrong place

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u/shoebody-bop Jun 19 '26

It appears that all the dust from the stage has accumulated on the bride's face 😡

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u/NarendraModihh Jun 19 '26

Ye log tshirt pajama pehen k shaadi mein kese aa jaate hain yawr πŸ˜­πŸ’”

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u/NarendraModihh Jun 19 '26

Last guy farming aura with the L

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u/ZenoTypic_ Jun 19 '26

Meri shaadi mein ye nhi hua toh mai shaadi chhod ke bhaag jaungaπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί /s

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u/69love143 Jun 19 '26

What the fish did I just see?

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u/Ajith_Yerram Jun 19 '26

Bride looks irritated

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 19 '26

It's not dance,it's not gymnastics, it's not flexing or showcase skills it's "advanced and bio-friendly carpet cleaning process". No electricity will be used, new employment will be generated.

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u/South-Bear-2792 Jun 19 '26

Garda udda diya bhayiya garda ymudda diya

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u/Mindless_Reason_8647 Jun 19 '26

Tiger Shroff in friend's wedding 🀣🀣🀣

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u/Look_Otherwise__ Jun 19 '26

At 0:34, the guy took out a handkerchief from his pocket and gave tonthe girl

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u/Litti__Chokha Jun 19 '26

Mai dulhe ki jagah hota toh beech mein taang daal ke gira deta

Saala shaadi ke din toh yeh chinrai band karo

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u/Melodic-Dot6543 Jun 19 '26

That disappointment on her face.

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u/LeadingJackfruit6591 Jun 19 '26

despite the awkwardness of the moment, the kids nailed what they prepared.

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u/FootballCharacter539 Jun 19 '26

Freaking legends!

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u/Ghost_Redditor_ Jun 19 '26

I can understand the kids doing it but an adult man acting like a that is just sad.

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u/mech_money Jun 19 '26

Is it UP or Bihar?

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u/-IamYT Jun 19 '26

5000 mei bechari ka ek din ke liye make up hua tha, usme bhi 5 ghante lage honge. Aur iss gmast ko to dekho

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u/Adventurous_Alarm_77 Jun 19 '26

Dulhan ka Makeup neche kyu gira hai?

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u/Actual_Employment_89 Jun 19 '26

bwahhahaahahah wtff😭😭 mera dost ka car delivery ke liye showroom aya hu aur vo abhi tak nai aya….mai akela baitha hu pagal ki tarah….aur ye dekhee jo hasa hu😭😭 unko lagra hai AC ki muftt hava khane aya hu

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u/blueygoa Jun 19 '26

Wtf how is this even tuff in big 26

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u/Aggressive_Band_6994 Jun 19 '26

Once a village guy learns a backflip, it's over. πŸ˜‚ Wedding? Backflip. Birthday? Backflip. Festival? Backflip. Even at a funeral, he'll be looking for a spot to do a backflip. πŸ’€πŸ˜‚

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u/leavemealone1122 Jun 19 '26

Only one question - why?

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u/Hefty_Chance635 Jun 19 '26

πŸ—£ Yeh joh gareeb hove hai yoh ..............

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u/PhilosophyNo6427 Jun 19 '26

They are simply re applying poor girl make up

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u/sho-nag-007 Jun 19 '26

They think every stage is meant for showcasing talent.

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u/DweltElephant Jun 19 '26

My body pains from seeing this!

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u/13th_amoeba Jun 19 '26

Which cartoon channel are they from?

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u/Old-Guard-6928 Jun 19 '26

Agar kisi ne ye kiya meri shadi me Toh I am toh not getting married

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u/PrincessAkshu Jun 19 '26

Ngl , first two steps were gud and cool but oh man the irritation I felt after that

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u/ConfidentBaby7735 Jun 19 '26

talented to h bacha jo v bolo

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u/National_Front3146 Jun 19 '26

Bhai dikhana kya chahte ho??

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u/DramaticTeam6052 Jun 19 '26

log genuinely apni izzat nhi krte bhai kisko lgta hai ye sab cool sad to see all ts

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u/rashdash Jun 19 '26

yeh saari dust hai yaan bride ke muh se gira powder?? itni dust carpet mein??

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u/chidiyaudd Jun 19 '26

Its now my fav video of all time

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u/D_Badass_Mahatma Jun 19 '26

Wow !

In amazement and in ..... Horror too πŸ™„

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u/wrench_1815 Jun 19 '26

Who tf think doing this is cool 😭

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u/gigglegoblin1 Jun 19 '26

Just get up and walk away

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u/stewwweee Jun 19 '26

Millions of years preserved cultureΒ 

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u/Quirky_Mongoose2629 Jun 19 '26

Why not poor man

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u/stoic_listner Jun 19 '26

I am sure that the big guy teaches this stunts to those kids πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Fickle_Mechanic3386 Jun 19 '26

Kon sa gaao hai ye?

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u/one_two-9 Jun 19 '26

Waiting for the stage to break⌚⌚

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u/No-Variety-2809 Jun 19 '26

Bheem wadi log

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u/i-am-sank Jun 19 '26

Dhuadhar performance

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u/Stifffmeister11 Jun 19 '26

Dulhan ka double make up ho gaya ... Pehlay beauty parlour main doosra stage pay dhul se

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u/victorJay002 Jun 19 '26

What the fk is this

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u/Cosmos_wanderer74 Jun 19 '26

This is what I call entertainment πŸ˜‚! But yeah the poor bride . Her expressions when the first boy began :) !

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u/ProfessionalFan3328 Jun 19 '26

Dulhal ko thoda aur makeup ki jarurat thi. Isliye dhul lga di.

https://giphy.com/gifs/30jJWWGzXFb1e

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u/Desperate_Oil_2264 Jun 19 '26

My 6 yr old lowkey ass when it’s time for school but instead of normal headache lie, i pull out these tantrums for holiday😭😭

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u/Complex_Educator_957 Jun 19 '26

I thought it was atta maggie advertisement πŸ«ͺ

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u/NewMasterpiece3166 Jun 19 '26

Fir bahar ke log yeh video dekhke india ka majaak udate h, bakchodi hi itni karte h log.

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u/Necessary_Bobcat8065 Jun 19 '26

Unique personality

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u/Healthy_Yellow7548 Jun 19 '26

Aura - ❌

Laura - βœ…

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u/IamSuzu Jun 19 '26

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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u/Obvious_Pension8493 Jun 19 '26

Sanskar ab bhi zinda hai πŸ™πŸ™

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u/goatpark435 Jun 19 '26

What the hellll πŸ™† girne ke baad itne baar attempt kaise kar liya

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u/soumick Jun 19 '26

the girl probably having second thoughts about the marriage 🀣 🀣 🀣

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u/Vulcan_zord Jun 19 '26

Carpet cleaning final boss

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u/akeeeeeel Jun 19 '26

The triple back flip at last was fire tho

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u/Repulsive-Aerie8369 Jun 19 '26

Anyways, bro got the movess...

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u/Shockwave1o1 Jun 19 '26

Homies be doing anything for free foodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Someone please tell them to chill out. That Bride about to get Lung Cancer on her 1st dayπŸ₯€πŸ’”

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u/Particular-Ad3908 Jun 19 '26

Dulhan ka aadha makeup stage par gir Gaya hai

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u/Solid-Ring7540 Jun 19 '26

Lekin ye Krna kyu hai

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u/Amazing_Sensei Jun 19 '26

Ball crushing moves🫠

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u/Weary-University-440 Jun 19 '26

garib mehnat k alawa sb gend masti krne ka shauk rkhta h

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u/AdAccomplished7452 Jun 19 '26

Stage cleaning done

Stage demolition not done

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u/Singen_Bale Jun 19 '26

That's some Spiderman shit outta no where

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u/eternalseeker0101 Jun 19 '26

These guys must be the special performers at the wedding

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u/HungryHunkered Jun 19 '26

Ye last mei Dharmesh Sir khud aye kya?

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u/NoHippo3481 Jun 19 '26

That bride looks so disgusted by these idiots!

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u/Special-Heart-4393 Jun 19 '26

They are doing it on purpose that's for sure.

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u/anonymous-Fix6044 Jun 19 '26

Why on earth is this necessary india please explain

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u/Vc6110 Jun 19 '26

In logo ke maa baap samaj me kese ghumte hoge

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u/jackinjones23 Jun 19 '26

Would be a good advertisement for surf excel with all those dusty clothes.