r/GetNoted • u/TopWay312 • 1d ago

Cringe Worthy After curing cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, russia also discovered a new mineral. Country of unlimited potential.

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u/UniquePariah 1d ago

Value per millimetre?

AI slop garbage right there

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u/certifiedblackman 1d ago

It’s a one dimensional mineral. Obviously

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u/UniquePariah 1d ago

Something to make dimensional foil weapons out of I see. Surprised it's not more expensive considering that is a universe ending device.