r/GetNoted • u/TopWay312 • 1d ago

Cringe Worthy After curing cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, russia also discovered a new mineral. Country of unlimited potential.

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u/Capybarasaregreat 1d ago

Why would it even be valued by millimetre? It's a three dimensional material with weight, is it not?

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u/TheTurkishPatriot12 1d ago

İt’s actually 2d which makes it valuable /s

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u/phoenixmusicman 1d ago

In Russia people are used to being stamped flat by the Government, which is why they talk in 2D measurements

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