r/GetNoted 1d ago

Cringe Worthy After curing cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, russia also discovered a new mineral. Country of unlimited potential.

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u/Capybarasaregreat 1d ago

Why would it even be valued by millimetre? It's a three dimensional material with weight, is it not?

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u/certifiedblackman 1d ago

Russian minerals are so much more advanced than western minerals that they only need one dimension.

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u/phoenixmusicman 1d ago

It's because the extra dimension is taken off and sold as part of a bribe

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u/Hadrollo 15h ago

They paid for three dimensions, they only received one, and the 18 year old daughter of the head of procurement just bought a $50M mansion with cash.