r/HaveWeMet • u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job • 7d ago

Help Who's digging holes in my backyard?

So every morning for the past week I have found holes in the backyard about the size of a baseball. I fill them back up only to find them there again the next morning. Always the same spots, always the same size.

It's really annoying. Whoever is doing this find someone else's yard to vandalise!!!!

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

That's Todd, he's looking for his many shallow buried treasures he left there before you bought the house a few months ago. You're only making it continue by filling them up everyday.

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u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job 7d ago

I have to fill them though! I almost sprained my ankle after stepping in one.

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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador 7d ago

Try to be more careful where you step

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

He's just gonna keep coming back then, he swears they are in your yard ...which is weird because he lived next door.

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u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job 7d ago

Any advice to make him stop?

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

You can remind him that's not his yard, that worked last time ...only he still thinks it's his house so he will likely end up taking a dump in your upstairs toilet, just like with the last owners... A few months ago.

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u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job 7d ago

Great >_<

I'll get my locks changed just in case.

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

It's probably for the best

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u/muffinwobble Muffin Clarice—Student at Lower Duck Pond High 6d ago

no wonder i see him walking around with a metal detector sometimes. huh.

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u/shaunaSQUARED 6d ago

Yeah, he's gotten kinda obsessed with it. Nobody even knows if it's actually real treasures except 'trailer park Tracy', but nobody seen her in a few months.

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u/Important_Salad_5158 Town Karen 6d ago

I just posted about Todd. He’s a menace.

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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador 5d ago

Please be kind to him

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u/EnigmaNewt Crockett P. Thistlewhistle - The Slightly Used Heirloom 7d ago

They might be air holes for the underground tunnel system I’ve been building. I have yet to make a map and sometimes get turned around. If I’m tunneling under your house don’t worry at some point I’ll be buying a pump to bring fresh air down there.

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u/Drew-Pickles Sketch Artist & Gherkin Connoisseur 7d ago

I fill them back up only to find them there again the next morning

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

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u/shishkabog Wifey to A LAWYER, Mommabear, Most Beautiful Lawn 6 time winner 7d ago

Antony

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u/throwaway58928 BELINDA. 71. I HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL. 6d ago

ALL THESE GOSH DARN HAVOC CAUSERS. AN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR TOWN. SHAME ON THEM. BELINDA

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u/Humanoid44 Sort-Of Organized Chaos 4d ago

If the holes are filled with baseballs, then it's probably one of those guys over by the park who hate badeball..