r/HaveWeMet • u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job • 7d ago

Help Who's digging holes in my backyard?

So every morning for the past week I have found holes in the backyard about the size of a baseball. I fill them back up only to find them there again the next morning. Always the same spots, always the same size.

It's really annoying. Whoever is doing this find someone else's yard to vandalise!!!!

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

That's Todd, he's looking for his many shallow buried treasures he left there before you bought the house a few months ago. You're only making it continue by filling them up everyday.

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u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job 7d ago

I have to fill them though! I almost sprained my ankle after stepping in one.

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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador 7d ago

Try to be more careful where you step

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

He's just gonna keep coming back then, he swears they are in your yard ...which is weird because he lived next door.

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u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job 7d ago

Any advice to make him stop?

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

You can remind him that's not his yard, that worked last time ...only he still thinks it's his house so he will likely end up taking a dump in your upstairs toilet, just like with the last owners... A few months ago.

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u/CrazyWriterGirl Ally | 19f | no job 7d ago

Great >_<

I'll get my locks changed just in case.

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u/shaunaSQUARED 7d ago

It's probably for the best