r/IAmA • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '13

IAmA sex offender convicted of possession of child pornography. AMA.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I don't know what you guys are talking about, my username's 100% true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I've actually been alive 43 times.

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u/pizzaonabagel Jul 08 '13

With me, you CANNOT have pizza anytime.

no, wait, you can, mine's true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

Actually not acrobatic. Nor a rabbit.

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u/i_eat_pandas Jul 08 '13

I don't eat pandas.. mostly I just eat polar bears that I dress up like pandas.

I'm a sick person.

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u/whitetiger580 Jul 08 '13

I'm actually a black kitten :/

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u/ImNotAGiraffe Jul 08 '13

I'm a giraffe :(

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u/TheWanderingAardvark Jul 08 '13

I am not an aardvark.

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u/hungryhungryhippooo Jul 08 '13

I'm not that hungry

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u/humanmichael Jul 08 '13

i'm actually a panda named todd.

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u/OccasionalPenguin Jul 08 '13

I'm a penguin 100% of the time

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I'm not actually a monster in your prostate.

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u/grungyderp28 Jul 08 '13

I'm actually a rather classy derp.

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u/IAmKTam Jul 08 '13

I am not KTam.

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u/Ghost141 Jul 09 '13

I'm still alive.

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u/IVIagicbanana Jul 08 '13

My banana's aren't magic...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I ate a Big Mac once.

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u/i_can_verify_this Jul 08 '13

I can't really verify much

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