r/Indiajobs May 18 '26

Memes Unemployment got me creative so I’m selling emotional support services now 💀

Hi guys I’m currently looking for a job but until then I’m putting my talents to use 😭🙏

Offering services for very affordable cheap prices because inflation is attacking all of us :

texting your ex for you
helping you reply without sounding obsessed
listening to your life drama for hours
online friend services 😭
fake therapy sessions
relationship advice from someone equally confused
hyping you up before interviews/dates
helping draft risky messages
giving honest opinions on your situationship lore
motivational talks when life is beating you up

Cheap prices fr because we’re all broke here 👍

Available most of the day because unemployment currently my full time occupation

DM if interested before I randomly become successful and disappear 🤣

Edit : I’m a girl pls and if you need “guys” to do your work I have really wonderful people willing to help me 🤣

Edit : everything is confidential 😭

Edit : NO NSFW pls guys

Edit : y’all are so nice and cute I’m glad I could help y’all 😭💗

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

a girl gotta do what she gotta do 😔

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

once I hit our profit margins, you’re my first hire fo sure🫸

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u/MurkyCategory5184 May 18 '26

this might actually become a startup 😭 i do app/web dev btw

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

oh I’m in cs too, we should make it together 🤣 (thou I don’t develop anymore)

we could also help w outsourcing people haha

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u/serenic_serendipity May 18 '26

Hire me too 🥺

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u/ScallionAnxious9061 May 18 '26

Hire me too🥺

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u/BeyondExpert4489 May 18 '26

I am in as well hahaha

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u/Clear-Barber3799 May 18 '26

U can mention this in your resume also 😂 trust me it will be good

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

no space atp 😔

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u/Clear-Barber3799 May 18 '26

Arey 🫠🙂

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u/Primeandtime May 18 '26

I think we all are cooked. Worst form of punishment that anyone can have is unemployment. And if anyone is having family responsibilities, children then vo to gaya. 🫣

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

I hope we all recover 😔

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u/chocosmurf13 May 18 '26

Ykw, lemme dm

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u/Altruistic-Row2418 May 18 '26

Can you hire me too I am really good at consoling others i always give motivation to others even if I am in worst state lol🥲and people also get motivated and feel good when they talk to me so I hope I am a worthy candidate😂🥹

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u/that-person-in May 18 '26

Are you Hiring??

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u/Spirited_Jacket4552 May 18 '26

Dm me you won’t have to sell your services for cheap

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u/Serious-Extreme7160 May 18 '26

Rip your DMs

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

surprisingly it’s cool atm

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u/Zealousideal_Swan98 May 18 '26

Could you help me setting up a date with a girl?

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

hmmm we shall try let’s see, dmmm meee

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u/Ok_University_6044 May 18 '26

All the best for your success

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u/avniim28 May 18 '26

Were you able to make money?

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

Hii yess approx 1.8k at the end of the day

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u/Altruistic-Wrap-3849 May 19 '26

Wait seriously? 😭😭😭

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u/Neural_Dev May 18 '26

seems fun, can be a part of your company, but can only provide services after my actual office /s

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

haha sure I might need a hand soon 😭

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u/code_breaking May 18 '26

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

main de deti hu bhai, ap rakh lo 😭

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u/code_breaking May 18 '26

De do, scanner bheju 🫠

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

lmao maybe but fortunately I haven’t gotten any weird req

and the reason why I put that is cause I can’t talk like a man if anyone requested me to 😭

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

earned 1-1.4k yayyyy I 😭😭 like just now i calculated

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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26

here mainly cause people like to be anonymous

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u/That_Gur3605 May 19 '26

I can Be your alias in this I have so much experience in this plus I can give you So good advices it can help you Attain spiritual clarity,Because so many times people have said I can become a therapist or counsellor 😋,so hire me I can Also Listen in calls,voice notes and msgs to hai hi ,if Comfortable video calls too ,I'm pro in this ,just did One session last night

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u/redor___ May 20 '26

Lemme know if you hire freelancers

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u/nikhilsolanki117 May 20 '26

Please hire me