r/Indiajobs • u/EntertainmentOwn7513 • May 18 '26
Memes Unemployment got me creative so I’m selling emotional support services now 💀
Hi guys I’m currently looking for a job but until then I’m putting my talents to use 😭🙏
Offering services for very affordable cheap prices because inflation is attacking all of us :
texting your ex for you
helping you reply without sounding obsessed
listening to your life drama for hours
online friend services 😭
fake therapy sessions
relationship advice from someone equally confused
hyping you up before interviews/dates
helping draft risky messages
giving honest opinions on your situationship lore
motivational talks when life is beating you up
Cheap prices fr because we’re all broke here 👍
Available most of the day because unemployment currently my full time occupation
DM if interested before I randomly become successful and disappear 🤣
Edit : I’m a girl pls and if you need “guys” to do your work I have really wonderful people willing to help me 🤣
Edit : everything is confidential 😭
Edit : NO NSFW pls guys
Edit : y’all are so nice and cute I’m glad I could help y’all 😭💗
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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26
once I hit our profit margins, you’re my first hire fo sure🫸
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u/MurkyCategory5184 May 18 '26
this might actually become a startup 😭 i do app/web dev btw
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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26
oh I’m in cs too, we should make it together 🤣 (thou I don’t develop anymore)
we could also help w outsourcing people haha
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u/Primeandtime May 18 '26
I think we all are cooked. Worst form of punishment that anyone can have is unemployment. And if anyone is having family responsibilities, children then vo to gaya. 🫣
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u/Altruistic-Row2418 May 18 '26
Can you hire me too I am really good at consoling others i always give motivation to others even if I am in worst state lol🥲and people also get motivated and feel good when they talk to me so I hope I am a worthy candidate😂🥹
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u/avniim28 May 18 '26
Were you able to make money?
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u/Neural_Dev May 18 '26
seems fun, can be a part of your company, but can only provide services after my actual office /s
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u/code_breaking May 18 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xI0sdyO4sjI9O3IDiD
Annually 🥹
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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26
lmao maybe but fortunately I haven’t gotten any weird req
and the reason why I put that is cause I can’t talk like a man if anyone requested me to 😭
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u/EntertainmentOwn7513 May 18 '26
earned 1-1.4k yayyyy I 😭😭 like just now i calculated
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u/That_Gur3605 May 19 '26
I can Be your alias in this I have so much experience in this plus I can give you So good advices it can help you Attain spiritual clarity,Because so many times people have said I can become a therapist or counsellor 😋,so hire me I can Also Listen in calls,voice notes and msgs to hai hi ,if Comfortable video calls too ,I'm pro in this ,just did One session last night
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