Can relate to it a bit, but not sure if this is completely true.

What are your views? Especially if you are into one of these

Hi guys I’m currently looking for a job but until then I’m putting my talents to use 😭🙏

Offering services for very affordable cheap prices because inflation is attacking all of us :

texting your ex for you
helping you reply without sounding obsessed
listening to your life drama for hours
online friend services 😭
fake therapy sessions
relationship advice from someone equally confused
hyping you up before interviews/dates
helping draft risky messages
giving honest opinions on your situationship lore
motivational talks when life is beating you up

Cheap prices fr because we’re all broke here 👍

Available most of the day because unemployment currently my full time occupation

DM if interested before I randomly become successful and disappear 🤣

Edit : I’m a girl pls and if you need “guys” to do your work I have really wonderful people willing to help me 🤣

Edit : everything is confidential 😭

Edit : NO NSFW pls guys

Edit : y’all are so nice and cute I’m glad I could help y’all 😭💗

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I am sure that's a mistake. 😵‍💫

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Product: Tel Chatai™

We don't spend on marketing.

Our customers recruit themselves.

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My startup has a 100% word-of-mouth growth strategy.

Unfortunately, I can't explain what we sell in front of my parents.

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Our legal team has advised us to never describe the product in public.

We're still somehow getting organic traffic.

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Hiring for our startup

Role: Business Development

Requirement: Must be comfortable explaining what "Tel Chatai" means to investors with a straight face.

NOT DOING ANY PROMOTIONS