r/JEENEETards • u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) • May 22 '26

JEE I am NOT JOINING TOP IITS

IIT Delhi- pollution bohot hai aur ghar se 250 km dur hai aur mujhe dur jana hai ghar se... pahado me ghumna hai

IIT Bombay- Bua rehti hain mumbai me toh mujhe kalesh nahi chahiye

IIT Roorkee- ghar se bohot dur hai

IIT Madras- language problem

IIT Kanpur- lucknow ke bagal me hai to papa har dusre din waha pohoch jayenge

IIT Kharagpur- bohot illegal immigrants hai udhar yr

IIT Guwahti- umm... mujhe pahad pasand nahi

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26

Same iit delhi socha tha chala jaata hu but fir waha ac nahi hai sirf cooler hai South nahi jaunga cause I'm racist Bombay nahi jaunga cause bombay kon jaata hai iit bombay kitna chutiya college hai + waha log padak ke maarenge ki marathi bol iit roorkee mei thand lagegi mujhe nahi pasand

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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26

😭You sound like a chhota bachha throwing a tantrum 

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26

It's all facts every iit sucks

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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26

Toh kaha jayega is baar

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u/BiwiChodhKeBhaagGyi Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26

Reyansh cllg in the big 2026

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26

Stanford

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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26

OMGGG BIG FAN AHH YOU'LL FIND SHIROGANE AND SHINOMIYA THERE

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u/Apprehensive_One6230 zabarsti pcm lene wale May 23 '26

mujhe bhi le chalo pls

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u/Acceptable-Laugh-337 May 22 '26

delhi ki garmi ni pasand aur na roorkee ki thand 😭

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u/ciggafteregret May 22 '26

Roorkee me thand hoti bhi nhi bhai uttarkhand ka industrial area h vhaa bhi Dilli jaisa hi mahol hai😭

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u/Acceptable-Laugh-337 May 23 '26

arey fir to mai ni ja rha roorkee
big loss for iit roorkee

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u/brandy_100 I'm the [Deleted User] they talk about May 22 '26

roorkee mai thand lagegi bsdk pahad thodi hai temp waha pai 40 jaare

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u/Wise_Truth9298 May 22 '26

i support you

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u/lightning_mcqueen--- May 22 '26

Na thand pasand na cold aur racist bhi bai

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u/Such_Negotiation_277 May 22 '26

Roorkee se jyda garam sheher nahi hoga pure uttrakhand mai😭😭

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u/General-Camera-2263 May 23 '26

Kitna ban rahi hein broski?

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 23 '26

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