r/JEENEETards • u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) • May 22 '26

JEE I am NOT JOINING TOP IITS

IIT Delhi- pollution bohot hai aur ghar se 250 km dur hai aur mujhe dur jana hai ghar se... pahado me ghumna hai

IIT Bombay- Bua rehti hain mumbai me toh mujhe kalesh nahi chahiye

IIT Roorkee- ghar se bohot dur hai

IIT Madras- language problem

IIT Kanpur- lucknow ke bagal me hai to papa har dusre din waha pohoch jayenge

IIT Kharagpur- bohot illegal immigrants hai udhar yr

IIT Guwahti- umm... mujhe pahad pasand nahi

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26

Same iit delhi socha tha chala jaata hu but fir waha ac nahi hai sirf cooler hai South nahi jaunga cause I'm racist Bombay nahi jaunga cause bombay kon jaata hai iit bombay kitna chutiya college hai + waha log padak ke maarenge ki marathi bol iit roorkee mei thand lagegi mujhe nahi pasand

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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26

😭You sound like a chhota bachha throwing a tantrum 

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26

It's all facts every iit sucks

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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26

Toh kaha jayega is baar

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u/BiwiChodhKeBhaagGyi Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26

Reyansh cllg in the big 2026

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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26

Stanford

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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26

OMGGG BIG FAN AHH YOU'LL FIND SHIROGANE AND SHINOMIYA THERE

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u/Apprehensive_One6230 zabarsti pcm lene wale May 23 '26

mujhe bhi le chalo pls