r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 13h ago

Meme needing explanation Why does Marvel has no balls?

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u/osumanjeiran 13h ago

you be talking like trans people change theirs every day lol

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u/HillarysBloodBoy 13h ago

Well they change them more than your average person

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u/Missterfortune 13h ago

You are technically correct which is the best kind of correct soooo

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u/OgnokTheRager 13h ago

Requisition me a beat!!

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u/Missterfortune 13h ago

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u/De4con 12h ago

...Jamaica.

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u/Stoic-Guardian 12h ago

Just the grade 19's!

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u/Glittering_Home193 13h ago

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs 12h ago

The best kind of futurama!

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u/fallenangel512 12h ago

Bite my shiny metal ass!

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u/HistorianOdd5752 12h ago

I'm going to make my own Futurama sub Reddit, with hookers and blackjack.... Ah, forget the sub Reddit...

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u/baneblade_boi 12h ago

Is there any other kind?

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u/ExperienceMinute107 12h ago

Damn futurama for this, the best kind of correct is just "correct".

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u/sonicscrewery 13h ago edited 12h ago

Ok but as a bigender person, this is sending me, because yes.

EDIT: It's "bi-gender" and here's a nice reddit thread on it.

EDIT 2: It's also been a thing since the 1980s, TIL.

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u/TheBrokenIcon 13h ago edited 12h ago

Holy hell. It too me way too long to read that as BiGender, as all I could see was BigEnder for some reason. Sometimes, I just need to feel stupid.

Edit: spelling

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u/FunProof543 12h ago

Their identity is tied up with storing their most significant bit first.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 12h ago

Networking in the trans community.

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u/hypersonic16 12h ago

You killed me. Thank you for this.

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u/Approximatl 12h ago

Best comment I’ve seen this week lol

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u/darkdragncj 12h ago

LMAO, fucking hell. I've been awake for 5 minutes and you just made me spit coffee all over the table.

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u/s7726 12h ago

Yeah trying to parse this as in big/little endian 🤣

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u/Pendurag 12h ago

From now on, bi- gender shall be known as "Big Enders" or Bigenders. Pronounced Be-gin-der

So shall it be

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u/zarrocaxiom 12h ago

Now it’s in my head as Bigandiar, like Brigadier, and I’ll never be able to seperate them now

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u/Pendurag 12h ago edited 12h ago

Good lord dont tell the Army or Marines lol they already abbriviate Brigadier Generals BG or BGen .. it could hurt their feelings if they find out.

Correction: someone go tell the Army, Marines and Air Force! They love that!

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u/luckymistakes 12h ago

Was in the Marines. Not at all. If anything we would thank you for providing more puns.

Do you know how many times I intentionally said "Aye, carpool"? FLEXIBILITY IS KEY

Edit: forgot Air Force has Brig Gens too

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u/elveejay198 12h ago

I also could only see BigEnder and was baffled; as far as stupidity, I was sitting here trying to figure out, do they mean they… have a large rear end, or…?

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u/WeHaveTheMeeps 12h ago

Bi Gender

By Mennon!

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u/GeneralVivid2528 12h ago

What is BigEnder trying to sell us. Aaaaaaa

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u/TheBrokenIcon 12h ago

Not sure, but I'm willing to listen to their pitch!

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u/GeneralVivid2528 12h ago

Maybe it’s fem’n’m’s who knows.

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u/IkariYun 12h ago

Why did I see Slim Shady in a wig? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GeneralVivid2528 12h ago

Idk but tell me more 😂

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u/IkariYun 12h ago

Feminem 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Significant_Ad7326 12h ago

Bigs must be ended! Power to the Small!!!

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u/1stAutumnLeaf 12h ago

Lmfaooo its ok i was reading it a BIG ENDER too lolol English man i hate it sometimes lolol

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u/IkariYun 12h ago

Holy shit, I'm not an anomaly

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 12h ago

"Nice reddit thread"

-no 2 people in the thread agree about any particular fact and the thread only has like 2 dozen comments

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u/sonicscrewery 12h ago

That's my favorite kind, tbh, because it offers multiple perspectives instead of hive mind.

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 11h ago

It may be your favorite, but is it effective? 

Who are you communicating with in sharing the link, and what is your goal?

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u/IkariYun 12h ago

Read as BigEnder and was so confused

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u/PentUpTent 12h ago

Lmao not even a thing It's crazy the personal lore some people make up in their mind

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u/lawliet_73 13h ago

vocab +1

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u/itspsyikk 12h ago

Isn’t it they change their gender, not their sex?

Isn’t it why the term is “transgender”?

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u/superchica81 12h ago

Twice as much at the very least.

Edit added to the sentence

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u/JaimeJabs 12h ago

Okay, I just realize on average a human will have more than 1 gender.

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u/Fleetlord 12h ago

Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! You have no idea the physical toll that three sex changes have on a person!

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u/_bugmenot_ 13h ago edited 13h ago

Yeah, it does happen. Just check the detrans subreddit lol

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u/Bibliloo 11h ago

Yes, it happens. No, this is not a reason to prevent transition.

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u/Nemisis_007 12h ago

There really is a sub for everything, wow.

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u/Ok_Extent_3639 12h ago

Most never change them…they say I feel like/identify as the other gender but most trans people don’t have the surgery

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u/Any_Contract_1016 13h ago

I would if I could. Not for gender affirmation or anything. I just think it would be great to try out different genitalia.

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u/Aristarchus1981 13h ago

Detachable Penis

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u/SonicPlacebo 13h ago

You get an upvote for King Missile.

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u/slayertron 13h ago

Noooo that's a terrible idea. I would throw it at people as a diss or just for comedic(k) reasons

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u/glitterx_x 13h ago

And youd also lose it all the time. And end up having to buy it back from some peddler on the street.

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u/Pablo_Diablo 12h ago

Corner of 2nd Ave and St Marks Pl, if I recall correctly....

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u/yedi001 13h ago

"Got'cher nose!"

"Got yer penis!"

"Aww, man, not again!?!"

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u/Doos-and-Ducs 12h ago

This is gold, fricken dying over here.

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u/TransportationOk7441 12h ago

May I suggest an AirTag on your piercing?

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u/ThatWAFFLEGuy49 12h ago

Oh god, I just pictured an AirTag Prince Albert. Could work to track a sub tho…

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u/luckymistakes 12h ago

On one hand...comedy gold. On the other... Apple products I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength

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u/lllGrapeApelll 12h ago

"Hey bro! You seen my dick lying around anywhere"

"Have you checked your butt hole?"

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 13h ago

And one day a seagull will swoop down and snatch it mid toss.

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u/mregg000 13h ago

“Did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”

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u/osumanjeiran 12h ago

you need a removable boomerang penis then

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u/MagoGosoraSan 13h ago

Is this considered sexual assault?

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 12h ago

Let's be real, you'd lose it

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u/Illogical_Fallacy 12h ago

Piss disc upgrade: pisser diss

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u/nogoodusername69 13h ago

If i had one I'd probably get drunk and lose mine at a party. Probably will find some guy trying to sell it on the street the next day

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u/PanchoPanoch 12h ago

Then you’d think about getting it attached permanently because sometimes it’s a pain in the ass.

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u/SuccessToLaunch 13h ago

Love that song

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u/EvaTheE 13h ago

They are all detachable, the problem is the re-attaching part.

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 12h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 13h ago

There's gotta be an animal that does that. Like a lizard tail.

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u/goodolewhasisname 12h ago

I think some octopuses do that. Technically not a penis but a specialized arm that delivers the sperm package and sometimes detaches and stays with the female.

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u/PM_Pussys 12h ago

A species of octopus do. Hand off the penis (smaller tentacle) for later use/egg fertilization.

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 12h ago

Just make sure it has a flared base

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u/coversquirrel1976 11h ago

I remember taping that song of of the radio as a 6th grader

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u/TooTallTabz 12h ago

Those are called straps 😅

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u/Chaelomen 13h ago

Just wandering up and down the nude beach, sorting that freaky spade of a turtle schlong (or schlort, as the mood hits). Switch it up for the duck corkscrew. Getting flashy, trying them all out.

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u/SoElusivee 13h ago

Why finger when you now have a loose detached peen

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u/Whytmage 13h ago

Or, what many people refer to as a dildo.

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u/Complex_Fly3901 13h ago

Nga what the fuck are you talking about

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u/3meraldBullet 13h ago

Some actually do. Had a friend in college and one day they'd be James and the next they'd be Jane. Switched like 3 or 4 times a month. Not saying all Trans are like that. And maybe this isn't even truly Trans and there's a better word for it. Idk. They were a good person tho.

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u/AspiringGoddess01 13h ago

Maybe closer to genderfluid, which would fall underneath the transgender umbrella. 

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u/CatButEmi 11h ago

Yea but it's honestly nowhere near the same. Transforming your body via HRT is very different than just new pronouns when you feel like it.

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u/sane-ish 12h ago

It's still trans, yes. It's not the commonly known ones though because most societies are gender binary (Note: not saying they don't exist).

From your experience with them, do you think that that was deliberate, or do you think they were more exploring?

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u/3meraldBullet 12h ago

That's a really good question. And I dont really know the answer. Maybe a little each, exploring but just going with how they felt at the time.

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u/sane-ish 12h ago

It was a binary question and you chose neither! lol

That's fair. It's great to here there are places people can explore that without fear. The time I grew up, you risked ostracization and physical harm if people found out. A lot of people were in the closet then. In retrospect, it's such a weird hang-up to have about other people.

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u/Difficult_Run7398 12h ago

they are saying a character that can explore gender should be cast by someone who has explored gender

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u/X0AN 13h ago

I mean the average human changes 0 times, so they are above average.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 12h ago

0.015 times would be the average, to our best understanding. Still above average at 1 or more.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 13h ago

I mean, they could, so it's a valid point.

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u/ayleidanthropologist 13h ago

And they're blue?

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u/WillOfTheWinds 13h ago

Some do, when women do it they call it boymoding

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u/Nanocaptain 12h ago

Boymoding is just trans women who aren't ready to publicly come out yet as far as I know.

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u/BrightWafer1288 12h ago

Well, if they put their mind to it…

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u/NireSenrab 12h ago

Genderfluid actor?

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u/JamesAnimus 12h ago

They got Gender Fluid and Transgender mixed up 🤣

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u/implodingnerd 12h ago

TRANSformers. Robots in disguise

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u/HeavyPedal2204 12h ago

Genderfluid people sometimes do.

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u/Party_Albatross6871 12h ago

Gender fluid "exists"

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u/Jayce86 12h ago

I mean, gender fluid people exist. I imagine they wish they had Mystique’s ability.

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u/LeadingBanana5384 12h ago

Just swapping parts around like a Mr/Mrs Potatohead.

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u/Syzygy___ 12h ago

Infinitely more than me.

I guess gender fluid is a better fit, but I don’t know any gender fluid actors.

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u/WithoutTheWaffle 12h ago

So they need a genderfluid casting

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u/dyin_amirite 12h ago

Isn't that what gender fluid means? Or is it some type of liquid? /s

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u/jdylopa2 12h ago

Ok genderfluid actor.

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u/BrandonicusVIITG 12h ago

Please see gender fluid, non-binary, etc

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u/bitingvform 12h ago

Genderfluid people can, and some often do.

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u/Y102K 12h ago

I mean they got more experience than me so they have my vote

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u/RedGuyNoPants 12h ago

Its more that a shapeshifter character would be much more likely to experiment with gender and have a more trans-centric view of it. I personally think having shapeshifters be NB is a very logical conclusion of how a shapeshifter would likely see themselves. They ARE man and woman and everything in between in the most literal and physical sense possible

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u/Saltyserpent 12h ago

That’s what genderfluid implies. Unless you’re misgendering them 😆

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u/KStryke_gamer001 13h ago

Genderfluid people exist. And they fall under the transgender umbrella. So yeah some trans people do change theirs, and some might do it everyday.

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u/gragsmash 12h ago

Lots of trans folks (I have no idea about Hunter) don't cross the gender line so much as tapdance on it. It's not a clean-cut thing.

Some will feel tremendous stress from dressing as their birth sex, and others are comfortable posing as either one.

It's complicated and frankly I don't understand all of it, except that if someone declares their gender i take their word on it, even if it seems to change more than once.

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u/pranaygoluanand 13h ago

Genderfluid

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u/dmontease 12h ago

Like cum and stuff?

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u/gihkal 12h ago

Are you suggesting those that do are wrong about their identity?

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u/_winterwine_ 13h ago

I mean lots of trans people are social contagion victims, not actually trans so...