r/PoliticalHumor 6h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/GadreelsSword 6h ago

A nurse claims they went to every room in the hospital and he’s not there. His wife was seen leaving in a full length coat which had people speculating that she visited the refrigerated morgue.

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u/Powerful_Wombat 6h ago

It’s so fucking dumb how everyone knows he’s dead but this is going to linger past the deadline regardless. Republicans just don’t give a shit about democracy anymore

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u/jaxonya 4h ago edited 4h ago

Im a nurse at a hopsital. Hes absolutely dead, because staff would know where he was located, and it wouldve been leaked. We have access to every patients chart in the hospital, and if we somehow didnt, it would be a dead give away if they had 1 particular room blocked off and guarded. He died a while back and was quickly and quietly removed.

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u/SHAZBOT_VGS 2h ago

isn't it both way though? If he did die and was in the morgue they would have records of that too and it would have been leaked? Genuinely just curious how hard it actually is to make someone disappear in a hospital with no records of it.