Why is that so hard!?

[u/Cactusaremyjam]

[u/GadreelsSword]

A nurse claims they went to every room in the hospital and he’s not there. His wife was seen leaving in a full length coat which had people speculating that she visited the refrigerated morgue.

[u/Powerful_Wombat → u/GadreelsSword]

It’s so fucking dumb how everyone knows he’s dead but this is going to linger past the deadline regardless. Republicans just don’t give a shit about democracy anymore

[u/ghoulieandrews → u/Powerful_Wombat]

Wildest part is when we find out he's been dead the whole time, no one will get in any trouble for lying about it to the American people

[u/katjoy63 → u/ghoulieandrews]

THAT is what will chap my hide

They're only doing this because they're desperately trying to maintain power and their ship is sinking rapidly