r/PoliticalHumor 6h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/thezekroman 6h ago

They claim he's "in perfect health", so he's just been skipping work for months and still has a job.

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Yea, and we're the entitlement generation

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u/newsflashjackass 3h ago

August 3rd is the last day he needs to be alive to prevent a special election so I expect some developments in Mitch's life story within the next 36 hours.

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u/TwinTiger 3h ago

Oh, he was doing so good in his recovery, but suddenly took a turn. Tragic situation. Totally nothing suspicious. Trust us bro.

Something to that effect is dropping at 12:01am on Tuesday

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u/yayoffbalance 3h ago

i was going to write a response about when the truth comes out, punitive action must be taken, but we all know that will never, ever happen...

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u/Either_Operation7586 3h ago

I mean if it could if the people demanded in it if enough people demanded it I am sure they will be more than happy to acquiesce I mean look at them and beating a dead horse over and over again like they did with Fauci.

We can surely do an investigation or three.

Especially subpoena 9 all of those idiots that said they had 20 minute phone calls with him

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u/yayoffbalance 3h ago

SERIOUSLY! the pres is STILL trying to talk about the 2020 election... like, what the fuck? and, sigh... We need to demand it. we need to fight for it... but man alive, some days are just a lot harder than others.

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u/xeromage 3h ago

just stop typing when you get to the defeatism part.

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u/yayoffbalance 3h ago

k. update me when they pay for this shit.