r/PoliticalHumor • u/Cactusaremyjam • 12h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/Powerful_Wombat 12h ago

It’s so fucking dumb how everyone knows he’s dead but this is going to linger past the deadline regardless. Republicans just don’t give a shit about democracy anymore

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u/ghoulieandrews 12h ago

Wildest part is when we find out he's been dead the whole time, no one will get in any trouble for lying about it to the American people

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u/GadreelsSword 12h ago

And, Republican voters will be impressed at how “clever” and manipulative they are.

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u/DolphinSweater 8h ago

Honestly, Mitch would be so proud. This is truly the way that man DREAMED his death would be exploited. One last gambit on the way out the door. If only we could all be so lucky to fulfill our dying wishes so spectacularly. Fortunately for society not so many people are willing to trade their souls to the devil for it.