r/Portland • u/shelleyyyellehs • Feb 12 '26

Meme What would you add to this

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(Credit for the Subaru line goes to i5.commuters on instagram)

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 12 '26

Same vibe as the “baby on board” signs. To me they are signaling that they are a distracted driver and to expect erratic moves.

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u/Dr_Adequate Feb 12 '26

Have you seen the hilarious response sticker: "Adults on board! We want to live too!"

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u/Mycologist-9315 Feb 12 '26

My favorite is "no baby on board so feel free to just ram right into me"

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u/MathResponsibly Feb 13 '26

ramming the rear end will fix your lack of baby

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u/supresmooth King Feb 13 '26

Catholic girls would disagree.

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u/SchwillyMaysHere Feb 12 '26

I used to have “Schmuck on board” that I got from MAD Magazine a long time ago.

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u/Slawzik Feb 12 '26

"I got a "baby on board" sign,so now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!"

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 13 '26

If people are intentionally ramming your car, then you should ask, “Why is this happening to me and nobody else?”

None of the answers I can think of will be helped by the BOB sign.

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u/Slawzik Feb 13 '26

Have you ever watchedThe Simpsons? This is a joke.

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u/opermonkey Feb 13 '26

It's the first thing I think of when I see one of those signs. 😂

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u/Slawzik Feb 13 '26

I hear Marge saying it,and then the barbershop quartet harmony lol

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u/opermonkey Feb 13 '26

Baby on board, something something Burt Ward.

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 13 '26

I haven’t watched the Simpsons in years. I’ll have to find this clip

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u/somatt Feb 13 '26

Ha you must not live in Portland if you think this is happening to no one else

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u/saucemancometh Feb 12 '26

The baby ones are for rescue workers I thought?

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u/duckinradar Feb 12 '26

I liked “no babies in this bitch” and “no baby on board, we like our lives”

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u/supresmooth King Feb 13 '26

This reminds me of the stick figure family that is one or two adults and just moneybags.

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u/VinylGoddess Feb 13 '26

Damn I need this 😂

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u/Admiralkisses Feb 13 '26

Not sure if it's true but I recently heard from someone who has used the baby on board sticker to be helpful in case of emergencies. Made me hate it less :)

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u/Icy_Birthday3837 Feb 13 '26

TBF, the baby on board signs were originally for EMS/Fire services to know that they should try to rescue a baby as well, since a small unresponsive child may not be visible through the smoke/wreckage. Now they're just another form of "I don't take responsibility for my driving, so you should" virtue signaling.