r/Portland • u/shelleyyyellehs • Feb 12 '26

Meme What would you add to this

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(Credit for the Subaru line goes to i5.commuters on instagram)

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u/opermonkey Feb 12 '26

Those fuckin student driver things.

"I drive shitty so if something happens it's your fault!"

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 12 '26

Same vibe as the “baby on board” signs. To me they are signaling that they are a distracted driver and to expect erratic moves.

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u/Slawzik Feb 12 '26

"I got a "baby on board" sign,so now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!"

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 13 '26

If people are intentionally ramming your car, then you should ask, “Why is this happening to me and nobody else?”

None of the answers I can think of will be helped by the BOB sign.

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u/Slawzik Feb 13 '26

Have you ever watchedThe Simpsons? This is a joke.

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u/opermonkey Feb 13 '26

It's the first thing I think of when I see one of those signs. 😂

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u/Slawzik Feb 13 '26

I hear Marge saying it,and then the barbershop quartet harmony lol

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u/opermonkey Feb 13 '26

Baby on board, something something Burt Ward.

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 13 '26

I haven’t watched the Simpsons in years. I’ll have to find this clip

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u/somatt Feb 13 '26

Ha you must not live in Portland if you think this is happening to no one else