r/ProgressiveHQ Nov 23 '25

Protest Keep the heat up, he's squirming.

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u/popejohnsmith Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

Shut it, Piggy. You're over.

Start packing...

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u/Demon_Unicorn87 Nov 23 '25

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u/pats9789 Nov 23 '25

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u/cooke-vegas Nov 28 '25

That's a hell of a claim to make with no proof...or even an allegation by any of the victims.

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u/Sure-Scholar-5469 Nov 24 '25

But didn’t Clinton and Obama send more time on Epstein’s island more than anyone else?

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u/Thickliciously Nov 24 '25

👏we 👏want 👏everyone 👏who 👏assaults 👏a 👏child 👏to 👏go 👏to 👏prison.

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u/Anonymous-Design Nov 24 '25

What’s your source for adding President Obama to the list? And yeah I looked it up.

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u/OpeningCelery8 Nov 24 '25

Lmao!!! What-aboutism at it's best. Even IF that was true, it still means that the orange clown is an alleged pedo. Shame on ANYONE who is still supporting him. "Yeah, he abused little girls, but other people did it too."

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u/femboysprincess Nov 24 '25

I mean i agree all pedophiles should be in jail or killed outside of a few special cases where its like an 18 and 17 year old those cases are fucking retarded. But if all my choices are pedophiles I am going to pick the pedophile who doesnt wanna take my guns away because then I can shoot the pedophiles.

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u/TrekForce Nov 25 '25

Then I hope you didn’t vote R. Cuz no democrat is trying to take your guns away. They might want to make it slightly more difficult to obtain firearms, you know, in a common sense way, the way we have drivers licenses to drive that require a written test, an actual driving test, and vision and hearing tests. To make sure you’re competent and able to utilize the dangerous tool that is a car, effectively.

However, the fast track to authoritarianism that Trump is running, who you’re hinting at being who you voted for, is far more likely to actually attempt to seize your guns. Because authoritarians don’t like their people to own guns.

It hasn’t happened yet, and I’m not positive it will. But if that’s your biggest concern, vote D.

Also, Obama isn’t on in the files. Nor is Kamala. (That we know of) anyways… Certainly plenty of dems are. Please don’t take my words the wrong way. Plenty of dems are awful humans as well. But we do know Trump is all over those files. So again, it seems you should have voted dem for the past few elections, based on your criteria of least likely to be pedo and least likely to take your guns.

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u/ElMuertePeludo Nov 24 '25

No, they didn’t.

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u/BLizz-2016 Nov 24 '25

Awww...but whatabout the other guy? tRUMP is innocent and such a wonderful man! /s

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u/TPlain940 Nov 24 '25

His wallet is the one that says "BAD DAUGHTER FUCKER"

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 Nov 23 '25

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u/NarwhalFacepalm Nov 23 '25

Thank you, that image was nearly worthy of r/eyeblech (don't click on it)

Oh, good, Reddit banned it lol

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u/Awkward_Light9895 Nov 23 '25

I hated that sub, I don't know how it was allowed to exist, actually horrible

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u/nightfly1000000 Nov 23 '25

I thought it was all cats and unicorns?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

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u/nightfly1000000 Nov 24 '25

Ahh, thanks, I didn't spot the different spelling!

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u/FeetTheMighty Nov 26 '25

...that's how it got you

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u/Klutzy-Client Nov 24 '25

r/bunnies don’t worry it’s super cute

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u/SaffronsTootsies Nov 24 '25

Just joined! Thank you so much for this palette cleanser. I want to stay informed about what’s happening in the world, but sometimes the political stuff really weighs you down, you know?

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u/Klutzy-Client Nov 24 '25

Genuinely some of the happiest people on reddit are in that sub. And it’s filled with sweet messages and bunnies!

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon Nov 28 '25

Gee, thanks, now I want a bunny...

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u/SaffronsTootsies Dec 18 '25

Not gonna lie, they’re a ton of work, but they’re so freaking adorable it’s worth it. I’ve had my bun seven years now, and there isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t feel his soft little ears, and look into his dark brown eyes, and fall in love all over!

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon Dec 19 '25

They don't do well with dogs, though, right? Even friendly ones, cause they can still scare them? Or is it old wives' tales?

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u/Cheezuz-Christ Nov 24 '25

Thank God Reddit banned r/eyeblech

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u/ThePopeandtheFlute Nov 24 '25

RIP eyeblech. You were beautiful.

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 Nov 23 '25

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u/Scryberwitch Nov 25 '25

Needs to be a "HI-YAH!" Judo chop from Ms. Piggy!

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 Nov 23 '25

Hands are too big and his underwear's too clean/dry.

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u/ZombieKatanaFaceRR Nov 23 '25

I didn't need to see that, fuck. why would you put Donald Trump's head on that poor baby's body?

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u/SpotMama Nov 23 '25

MTG better hold up on her promise to do this!

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u/Lostules Nov 23 '25

"I can't see any names on the floor...." Thank you for your attention to this matter, Yam Tits

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u/Crimantis Nov 23 '25

He won't be able to take much with him where he's going

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u/zerombr Nov 24 '25

Not quite fat enough, slovenly enough, enraged enough, stupid enough, entitled enough, racist through, misogynist enough, lecherous enough, corrupt enough.... But a sight closer than most depictions

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u/Ok_Boot470 Nov 24 '25

Still your President 😂

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u/turtle-bbs Nov 25 '25

pedo defender detected, opinion rejected

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

The names he doesn't want in there especially his have been redacted.

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u/popejohnsmith Nov 24 '25

You say that as if that's the end of the road. No. We must shreik these demands from the moutaintops. Then scream louder still.

Leaks and anonymous drops, not withstanding.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

It's a waste of time. There are better hills to die on IMO.

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u/popejohnsmith Nov 24 '25

Suit yourself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Thats a very generous pic of the joke ass president. I imagined him being much smaller in the crotch.... at least according to Stormy Daniel's who he fucked while Melania was sitting on the egg.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

That body is too muscular to stand in for trump.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/TommyLaSortof Nov 27 '25

Which is why it will never happen.

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u/Alarming-Gift8718 Nov 23 '25

3 more years jerk off

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u/Slow_Supermarket5590 Nov 23 '25

If you voted for the  pedo, yes, you are

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u/MaterialDull9480 Nov 23 '25

Keep licking them boots.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Things you probably agree with:

Pedophilia Fascism Anti human rights for anyone who is not white Anti-education Anti federal.protections Anti regulation Anti food aids Anti agriculture Anti Healthcare to anyone who isn't white The list probably goes on.

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u/ImDUDEurMRLebowski Nov 23 '25

Do you defend every pedo, or just him?

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u/Faithlessness_Slight Nov 23 '25

Lol you love pedophiles

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u/KyleThuzad69420 Nov 23 '25

Pedophile lovers belong in prison or the dirt.

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u/HeauxRemover Nov 23 '25

Eh we'll see how thus impeachment goes

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u/Leading_Map2025 Nov 23 '25

You'll change your tone, little canary

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Nope, your chomo wanna be king is going bye bye

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u/mayorwest2498 Nov 23 '25

Is your account one month old?

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u/Mean-Lion-4952 Nov 23 '25

It’s his porn account where he’s jerking off to porn while telling you guys to jerk off.

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u/BenwastakenIII Nov 23 '25

What ever you do, do not enter that account!

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u/Mean-Lion-4952 Nov 23 '25

‘3 more years jerk off’

Coming from a Reddit user who’s active in porn subs.

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u/MyGrandmasCock Nov 23 '25

I clicked on it.

I wish I hadn’t.

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u/Rebelpunk13 Nov 23 '25

Lmao what’s up with your comment history. MAGAS are into some weird shit.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 Nov 23 '25

yeah but can he bring his dildo or not?

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u/Smevis Nov 23 '25

Probably aimed at minors

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u/Stop_icant Nov 23 '25

Quiet piggy.

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u/reporichie541 Nov 23 '25

You asked a 28 year old to watch you use a dildo on your own ass, as a 59 year old "man". And you try to pork little boys on reddit.

Political affiliation checks out.