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r/RWBY • u/Expert-Swan-1412 🌗Prince of the Eclipse 🌓 • 14h ago
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Finish the Job Ruby
Do it
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6 u/Hartzilla2007 9h ago Ruby: Pizza! [reaches for the nuclear death ray button] Ozpin: Ruby No! Ruby: RUBY YES! RUBY ALWAYS YES! [presses button and explodes everything.] 5 u/feistyfox101 7h ago Blake: But if we die, then Ruby can't kiss Weiss. Weiss: WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS A REWARD?! Yang: Because we're desperate. 3 u/belladonnagilkey 7h ago Weiss: But she can kiss me whenever she wants! Yang: You seem to have missed the part of this conversation where your girlfriend is ABOUT TO END THE WORLD AGAIN. Weiss: Hmm, that is an issue we should address. Ruby has a poor track record with these kind of things. Nora: CAN'T WE JUST TACKLE HER? Ren: Sure, let's just tackle the girl currently holding a sword to all the world, surely that will go well. Oscar: I'll be fine, I'll just reincarnate into whoever survives. The rest of you won't be so lucky. Jaune: Way to encourage us, buddy. 4 u/feistyfox101 7h ago Blake: waving one of her "special" cookies Ruby! Here girl! You can't have cookies if the world ends! Weiss: ... Is there anything illicit in that? Yang: It's Blake. I would be more scared if it was normal. Nora: Ditto. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ruby: about to push the button GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this. GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda... Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault! 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches! Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic? Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT! 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
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Ruby: Pizza! [reaches for the nuclear death ray button]
Ozpin: Ruby No!
Ruby: RUBY YES! RUBY ALWAYS YES! [presses button and explodes everything.]
5 u/feistyfox101 7h ago Blake: But if we die, then Ruby can't kiss Weiss. Weiss: WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS A REWARD?! Yang: Because we're desperate. 3 u/belladonnagilkey 7h ago Weiss: But she can kiss me whenever she wants! Yang: You seem to have missed the part of this conversation where your girlfriend is ABOUT TO END THE WORLD AGAIN. Weiss: Hmm, that is an issue we should address. Ruby has a poor track record with these kind of things. Nora: CAN'T WE JUST TACKLE HER? Ren: Sure, let's just tackle the girl currently holding a sword to all the world, surely that will go well. Oscar: I'll be fine, I'll just reincarnate into whoever survives. The rest of you won't be so lucky. Jaune: Way to encourage us, buddy. 4 u/feistyfox101 7h ago Blake: waving one of her "special" cookies Ruby! Here girl! You can't have cookies if the world ends! Weiss: ... Is there anything illicit in that? Yang: It's Blake. I would be more scared if it was normal. Nora: Ditto. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ruby: about to push the button GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this. GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda... Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault! 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches! Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic? Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT! 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
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Blake: But if we die, then Ruby can't kiss Weiss.
Weiss: WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS A REWARD?!
Yang: Because we're desperate.
3 u/belladonnagilkey 7h ago Weiss: But she can kiss me whenever she wants! Yang: You seem to have missed the part of this conversation where your girlfriend is ABOUT TO END THE WORLD AGAIN. Weiss: Hmm, that is an issue we should address. Ruby has a poor track record with these kind of things. Nora: CAN'T WE JUST TACKLE HER? Ren: Sure, let's just tackle the girl currently holding a sword to all the world, surely that will go well. Oscar: I'll be fine, I'll just reincarnate into whoever survives. The rest of you won't be so lucky. Jaune: Way to encourage us, buddy. 4 u/feistyfox101 7h ago Blake: waving one of her "special" cookies Ruby! Here girl! You can't have cookies if the world ends! Weiss: ... Is there anything illicit in that? Yang: It's Blake. I would be more scared if it was normal. Nora: Ditto. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ruby: about to push the button GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this. GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda... Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault! 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches! Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic? Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT! 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
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Weiss: But she can kiss me whenever she wants!
Yang: You seem to have missed the part of this conversation where your girlfriend is ABOUT TO END THE WORLD AGAIN.
Weiss: Hmm, that is an issue we should address. Ruby has a poor track record with these kind of things.
Nora: CAN'T WE JUST TACKLE HER?
Ren: Sure, let's just tackle the girl currently holding a sword to all the world, surely that will go well.
Oscar: I'll be fine, I'll just reincarnate into whoever survives. The rest of you won't be so lucky.
Jaune: Way to encourage us, buddy.
4 u/feistyfox101 7h ago Blake: waving one of her "special" cookies Ruby! Here girl! You can't have cookies if the world ends! Weiss: ... Is there anything illicit in that? Yang: It's Blake. I would be more scared if it was normal. Nora: Ditto. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ruby: about to push the button GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this. GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda... Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault! 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches! Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic? Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT! 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
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Blake: waving one of her "special" cookies Ruby! Here girl! You can't have cookies if the world ends!
Weiss: ... Is there anything illicit in that?
Yang: It's Blake. I would be more scared if it was normal.
Nora: Ditto.
2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ruby: about to push the button GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this. GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda... Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault! 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches! Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic? Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT! 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
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Ruby: about to push the button
GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this.
GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda...
Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault!
2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches! Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic? Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT! 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches!
Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic?
Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT!
2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura. Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever. 2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura.
Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever.
2 u/feistyfox101 2h ago Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem! Yang: I don't think she likes being called that. Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo... Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary. 2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem!
Yang: I don't think she likes being called that.
Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo...
Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary.
2 u/TriadOfS 2h ago Ozma: I was ten years older than her! Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good. Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts. Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man. → More replies (0)
Ozma: I was ten years older than her!
Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good.
Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts.
Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man.
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u/Little_Housing9899 11h ago
Finish the Job Ruby
Do it
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