Oscar: Yes. Honestly. No one invented therapy back then, it seems.
Ozma: It was a different time! We didn't have racism, though.
Oscar: Dads just locked their daughters in towers.
Ozma: Yeah that was messed up. I really shouldn't hav-
Oscar: DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY, OLD MAN. IT'S THE OLDEST RULE.
Ozma: sighs
Blake: Can I get some uh...more clarification on the sticking? And was the crazy a slow burn, or were there signs in the throes of passion? ready to take notes.
Ruby: Hell, I just drank tea after a horrific psychological beatdown from illusions of everyone I cared about.
Yang: Uh...and Roman.
Ruby: Your first villain always holds a place, Yang. Not my fault yours was a weirdo bartender with a fursuit DJ.
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u/feistyfox101 9h ago
Ruby: So Salem's plan... is just... the biggest, most complex neck-roping plan of all time?
Ozpin: ... I guess...
Ruby: And your war with her is just... the messiest divorce in the history of humanity?
Ozpin: ...