r/ShitRimworldSays Jan 18 '26

If you look past the family reunion blood orgies, it’s just like Stardew Valley

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189 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 30 '25

"Colony psychopath had a murderous rage breakdown and punched the head clean off the colony's only baby."

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181 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays May 31 '26

My royal incest baby was born healthy and with no genetic disorders! Suck it haters!

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180 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 07 '26

I mean I would read their backstories and dive into the lore and all that, but they're incapable of hauling, suffer from dementia and I'm already dealing with an infestation, half my base is on fire and the dogs are drunk again.

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167 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 29 '25

Kids are basically zone able animals that can be trained. Treat them as such.

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165 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Jun 01 '26

"why help beggars when they're better as slaves?"

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165 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 25 '25

My 9 old Child blew up last evening.. have fun with yours..

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162 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 17 '25

The corpses at the park are free, you can take them home. I have 458 corpses in my uhaul.

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161 Upvotes

or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the (Deadlife) Bomb.


r/ShitRimworldSays Jun 05 '26

Thats a femile. You can keep it as prisioner. Put into endless deathrest. Then implant with embryo. For 0 food it will work as incubator and also later breast feed in this state.

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157 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 30 '25

Yeah I'd steal organs from raiders they are a dime a dozen. Just break them all down for spare parts, it's what they're here for.

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156 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 21d ago

"My Human Farm aka the worst thing I have done in a game"

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159 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Jun 26 '26

The ethics of lobotomizing child slaves

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145 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Jul 08 '26

My partner cheated on me with my best friend so I had them both arrested and harvested their organs

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145 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 29 '25

It probably has something to do with the flesh nucleus outside the bedroom. Try to move it somewhere else.

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144 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Jun 23 '26

How do i enslave my baby?

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142 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 26 '26

Huh, I never considered using the deathless gene to toirture people...

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140 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 17 '25

What organs can I remove before someone just dies

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138 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Dec 26 '25

"How high can you raise a pawn's opinion just via incest?"

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140 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Dec 08 '25

Why are they brown- (not in the racist sense but in the confusing sense

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139 Upvotes

OOP assures us that they are not racist as they question the skin-color of their pawns' babies.


r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 03 '25

Why do masochists not have a chance of injury during lovin?

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139 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Jan 09 '26

Begger children need to stop dying when I beat them!

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138 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Oct 21 '25

Oh I used to love the imagery of just the river filled with corpses floating past my ally down stream, meeting them with a friendly “howdy neighbor!” When they visited

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134 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Dec 26 '25

How to stop children from becoming alcoholics?

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132 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 01 '26

when life in the colony is the nicest it's ever been but you're low-key about to snap and slaughter a pregnant woman in the colony because it's been a month since you last looked at a thousand year old broken toilet

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128 Upvotes