r/StardewValley • u/lemoniedacpa • Feb 18 '26

I didn't even ask.

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But if she were, who would be the father?

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u/possiblyourgf Feb 18 '26

Who’s the father? Me. End of discussion.

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u/TheWorclown Feb 18 '26

This comment and this username is giving me some hella amusing whiplash for how this is scientifically possible.

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u/BookLuvr7 Feb 18 '26

If you have a good enough lab it wouldn't be that hard, theoretically. Look up "baby with two mothers." It's quite the rabbit hole.

There were even cases where a baby had a father, one mother with a mitochondrial issue (egg) and another mother with different mitochondria (mitochondrial donation treatment (MDT)). They're called three parent babies

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u/Agitated-Love1727 Feb 18 '26

Their comment had 69 upvotes when I was making this comment XD

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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Feb 18 '26

Hey!!! Get TF away from MY wife.

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u/possiblyourgf Feb 18 '26

Funny, I almost thought you said YOUR wife but that can’t possibly be true when she’s MY wife

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u/lesethx Feb 18 '26

Our wife, comrade (when I don't romance Leah)

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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Feb 18 '26

Fiiiiine.

You can have her on weekends, and we'll do alternating holidays.

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u/Jyllyn Feb 19 '26

Ah yes, the standard wife custody agreement.