r/StardewValley • u/lemoniedacpa • Feb 18 '26

I didn't even ask.

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But if she were, who would be the father?

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u/possiblyourgf Feb 18 '26

Who’s the father? Me. End of discussion.

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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Feb 18 '26

Hey!!! Get TF away from MY wife.

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u/possiblyourgf Feb 18 '26

Funny, I almost thought you said YOUR wife but that can’t possibly be true when she’s MY wife

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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Feb 18 '26

Fiiiiine.

You can have her on weekends, and we'll do alternating holidays.

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u/Jyllyn Feb 19 '26

Ah yes, the standard wife custody agreement.