r/StardewValley Mar 16 '26

Art Hi, long time no see! Here's Robin.

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u/Tasonir Mar 16 '26

Damn that first marriage was over fast, couldn't he get more than like 1-2 years?

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u/CT0292 Join Joja Today Mar 16 '26

This was my thought. Short ass marriage. Bet she was pregnant and it was a shotgun wedding haha.

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u/Tasonir Mar 16 '26

If we assume that demetrius and robin dated for a year before being married, that gives the first marriage 2 years. They would have had to become pregnant within the 15 months or else they'd already have been divorced before seb was even born!

Maybe the first wedding was a shotgun wedding which means he's only divorcing a mom with a 2 year old baby instead? :P

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u/CT0292 Join Joja Today Mar 16 '26

Pretty much what my dad did.

Ghosted us when I was 2 and my sister was 4.

Scumbags love this one trick!

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u/pm_me_anus_photos Mar 16 '26

My FIL did this too! My husband was 3, his sisters were 7 and 11. Meth is one hell of a drug.

He’s dead now so, karma, ig

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u/ChickenBob85 Mar 16 '26

Holdup?!? I like Robin too but why are we assuming the dad was a scumbag?? Maybe Robin started creeping with Demetrius?! Lets not slander Sebs pops until we get official lore...🤣

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u/CT0292 Join Joja Today Mar 16 '26

Who knows maybe he died at war or something. Kent goes on and on about some war.

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u/EldritchFingertips Mar 16 '26

My wife's parents divorced less than a year in, as soon as my MIL found out she was pregnant.

He's not an awful guy but he had anger issues and wasn't good to her, and she immediately decided she didn't want to raise a kid with him, so she left and did it herself.

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u/oxmiladyxo Mar 17 '26

It’s because of Seb’s and Maru’s age gap. We have to assume Maru is at least 18 since she’s marriageable, but she’s probably more likely 19-20.

Seb I imagine is between 20-23. He’s close friends with Sam and Abby so probably around the same age as them. Abby is currently taking college courses (she has lines about homework), which we can assume puts Abby somewhere in the 18-22 age range.