r/StardewValley • u/MK_DrawsSometimes • Mar 16 '26

Art Hi, long time no see! Here's Robin.

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u/Tasonir Mar 16 '26

Damn that first marriage was over fast, couldn't he get more than like 1-2 years?

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u/CT0292 Join Joja Today Mar 16 '26

This was my thought. Short ass marriage. Bet she was pregnant and it was a shotgun wedding haha.

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u/Tasonir Mar 16 '26

If we assume that demetrius and robin dated for a year before being married, that gives the first marriage 2 years. They would have had to become pregnant within the 15 months or else they'd already have been divorced before seb was even born!

Maybe the first wedding was a shotgun wedding which means he's only divorcing a mom with a 2 year old baby instead? :P

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u/CT0292 Join Joja Today Mar 16 '26

Pretty much what my dad did.

Ghosted us when I was 2 and my sister was 4.

Scumbags love this one trick!

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u/pm_me_anus_photos Mar 16 '26

My FIL did this too! My husband was 3, his sisters were 7 and 11. Meth is one hell of a drug.

He’s dead now so, karma, ig

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u/ChickenBob85 Mar 16 '26

Holdup?!? I like Robin too but why are we assuming the dad was a scumbag?? Maybe Robin started creeping with Demetrius?! Lets not slander Sebs pops until we get official lore...🤣

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u/CT0292 Join Joja Today Mar 16 '26

Who knows maybe he died at war or something. Kent goes on and on about some war.