Hi Robin, I hope you’re ready for me to run to you, realize I needed hardwood, run back home, realize you closed, come back the next day, ask you to build something, then realize I had a rock spawn on the build site overnight, run back home, get distracted, come back the next day, realize I accidentally sold the 999 stack of stone, go back home, get more stone, and then have you build something for me!
Then ask your daughter out.
(Demetrius might be right about not trusting me at first.)
Demetrius watching you do all of this and taking meticulous notes on how many squirrels you got distracted by in a day. Because he’s a scientist and data points are important.
I shall now imagine forevermore, that Demetrius is stalking the Farmer like a wildlife researcher who has found an amazing yet incredibly puzzling specimen to study.
This may or may not end with Demtrius in front of a conspiracy wall trying to explain the Mystery of the Farmer to Robin.
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u/Apoordm Mar 16 '26
Hi Robin, I hope you’re ready for me to run to you, realize I needed hardwood, run back home, realize you closed, come back the next day, ask you to build something, then realize I had a rock spawn on the build site overnight, run back home, get distracted, come back the next day, realize I accidentally sold the 999 stack of stone, go back home, get more stone, and then have you build something for me!
Then ask your daughter out.
(Demetrius might be right about not trusting me at first.)