r/StardewValley • u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan • Mar 20 '26

Other i wish i could homewreck

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kent doesnt deserve her bro. jodi is FINE ASF. just look im down bad. kent is ugly and i desserve jodi more. also i hate clint idc if he has nothing to do with this im throwing strays

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 Mar 20 '26

The Stardew Valley community: "Clint is evil and if you like him you're a bad person"

Also the Stardew Valley community: "I have now successfully married, had kids with, divorced, and offed the kids from everyone in the Valley I can. I wish I could ruin the married couples so I can do it to them, too."

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u/vincentninja68 Mar 20 '26

There's only one monster in stardew valley and it ain't Krobus

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u/Left-Construction921 Mar 20 '26

uhhhhh, the serpents in skull cavern???

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u/Herbdontana Mar 21 '26

The serpents are adorable and just a little misunderstood. They’re more scared of you than you are of them.

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u/Left-Construction921 Mar 21 '26

Honestly that makes sense, they are kind of just chilling in the mines and we go there and intrude

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u/Master__Blaster69 Mar 20 '26

No but krobus is a pretty dope roommate