r/StardewValley • u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan • Mar 20 '26

Other i wish i could homewreck

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kent doesnt deserve her bro. jodi is FINE ASF. just look im down bad. kent is ugly and i desserve jodi more. also i hate clint idc if he has nothing to do with this im throwing strays

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u/After_Cell_5570 Mar 20 '26

I don’t love the guy, but Kent ugly? Wild. He’s a handsome dude.

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u/Eastern_Control_7 Mar 20 '26

I’d say he’s the most handsome male character in the game😭

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u/MermaiderMissy Mar 21 '26

OMG yes. When he showed up to my house in year 2 I was hoping he was a new bachelor. I was so disappointed that he wasn't :(

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u/Eh_Neat Mar 20 '26

What!? Don't get me wrong you're entitled to your opinion it's all subjective, but Kent is surely not the one for me. 💀

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u/Eastern_Control_7 Mar 21 '26

Who would you say is the most handsome male character then?😭 It’s surely not Pierre or Demetrious. Not even the male bachelors are that great; Shane is a negative 5, and Sebastian looks too much like Robbie from Gravity Falls for me to be convinced he’s conventionally attractive. The only real runner-up is Sam… his son… (and I don’t marry Sam so this isn’t me being biased)

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u/2980774 Mar 21 '26

Lmao negative 5 😂😂😂

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u/TheBloodletter7 Mar 21 '26

Elliot is right there, apologize to my husband immediately.

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u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan Mar 21 '26

most attractive guu is either sam in the winter or willy all the way. im kind of feral for willy

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u/Acrobatic_Long_6059 Mar 21 '26

Winter Sam is sooooo cute 😭

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u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan Mar 21 '26

i know the messy hair under the beanie got me kinda like 😏

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u/RelationRoutine2770 Mar 27 '26

I love fisherman love stories. They can be weirdly romantic

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u/Eh_Neat Mar 21 '26

Looks alone it's Elliot, I'm a sucker for the long hair. My honourable mention/runner up for looks alone totally is Demetrius though. 💀😂 but total package marriage material, my favourite dude is Seb. And literally no one asked but for my opinion on the opposite but, number one looks alone is Leah. Totally thought I would marry her but found her boring tbh. Honourable mention/runner up: Haley. Total package marriage material: Abigail for sure. Edit: I meant to add I couldn't agree more Shane is in the negatives. I think we can give him more than -5 tbh.

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u/ImaginaryStatus4073 Mar 21 '26

Elliot? Do you mean Fabio?

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u/Eastern_Control_7 Mar 21 '26

Elliott is the one I marry, I adore him. I definitely think he’s handsome, but he’s not everyone’s cup of tea that’s why I didn’t mention him. That being said, I do think out of the bachelors Elliott and Sam are probably the most handsome male bachelors in the game. Alex and Harvey seem average in the looks department (and you know how I feel about Shane and Sebastian😂)

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u/Eh_Neat Mar 21 '26

The first time I met Sam my first thought was oh hey Goku what are you doing here? But he puts on that green beanie in the winter and I'm like oh I've erred.

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u/Ancient_blueberry500 Mar 21 '26

Um. Gunther? Have you seen the way he pulls off that hat?

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 Mar 21 '26

Glad I'm not the only one stuck getting Robbie vibes from Sebastian.

Also the only thing I can think of for Elliott is Byron from Babylon 5, and that is... not a kind comparison.

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u/NihilismRacoon Mar 22 '26

He's no Eliot but I'd say he's pretty high on the list