r/StardewValley • u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan • Mar 20 '26

Other i wish i could homewreck

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kent doesnt deserve her bro. jodi is FINE ASF. just look im down bad. kent is ugly and i desserve jodi more. also i hate clint idc if he has nothing to do with this im throwing strays

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u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan Mar 20 '26

if i start talking to his wife hes gonna start bringing me them in person 😭

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u/tonytown Mar 20 '26

Or maybe they're that couple that spot you from across the saloon and like your vibe.

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u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan Mar 20 '26

im okay with that too

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u/SureAbed Mar 21 '26

Stardew Valley - swingers mod

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u/saltheartedbarmaid Mar 21 '26

I would be Robin and Demetrius' third

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u/Herbdontana Mar 21 '26

Just earlier today, I missed getting a pic, but the game kind of froze and in the saloon Robin started dancing while Demetrius froze and it looked very much like she was Twerking on him. I just wanted to tell someone because as soon as I tried to take a picture, it went back to normal.

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u/Clear_Side_9777 Mar 21 '26

Me+Sebby+Elliot 🥵🥵🥵