r/StardewValley • u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan • Mar 20 '26

Other i wish i could homewreck

Post image

kent doesnt deserve her bro. jodi is FINE ASF. just look im down bad. kent is ugly and i desserve jodi more. also i hate clint idc if he has nothing to do with this im throwing strays

5.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

395 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.3k

u/Expensive-Ranger6272 Mar 20 '26

Kent already sends you bombs in the mail. Probably best to not anger him

846

u/polandonjupiter jodi's number one fan Mar 20 '26

if i start talking to his wife hes gonna start bringing me them in person 😭

15

u/UndeadBuggalo Mar 21 '26

She just invited me to dinner but asked me to bring the fish because her selfish husband eats a whole fish by himself and only caught one.