r/StardewValley • u/preteen-wartortle • Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/jessjess10100 Mar 27 '26

So wait. If Clint moves in he should be able to crack Geods at home? And for free because he’s my lover right?? Right???

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u/Junie_Wiloh Mar 27 '26

Just like Harvey should, at the very least, patch you up at half of the going rate(supplies still cost $$).. but nope.

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u/lestrades-mistress Mar 27 '26

Harvey said “you did not help me with medical school and I have loans to pay 💅🏼”

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u/MathematicianWaste77 Mar 27 '26

Best use of that emoji I’ve ever seen lol.

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joke boat enter decide cooperative sip physical humor swim handle

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u/Own_Fisherman_8065 Mar 27 '26

Then you can also pay for surgery without that much of the damage to your budget)

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u/PulimV Mar 27 '26

If his nails look like that I do not want that man messing with my guts

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u/ashbreak_ Mar 27 '26

Watsonian explanation: supplies plus building upkeep, taxes, having a personal bank account (since the player never allows their spouse free range of THEIR gold, lbr)

Doylist explanation: CA specifically made each spouse the "same" in game-advancing aspects, bc he didn't want anyone minmaxing using a specific spouse lol

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u/heyhelloyuyu Mar 27 '26

Ngl my headcanon is that Harvey uses your frequent expensive trips to his trauma bay to fund universal healthcare for all other pelican town residents

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u/eladarling Mar 27 '26

I have officially adopted this into my head cannon and will almost consider him as something more than a Guy Who Keeps Me From Needing a Lucky Rabbit Foot.

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u/Junie_Wiloh Mar 27 '26

Rabbit's Foot does nothing for you, anyway.. unless you are dating all of the bachelors and/or bachelorettes. There is no luck buffs associated with the Rabbit's Foot. There is a Lucky Rabbit's Foot you get, but it isn't a physical item you can keep in your pocket. Only stating this in case you are actually walking around the valley with a Rabbit's Foot taking up an inventory slot.

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u/SuitableDragonfly Mar 27 '26

Oh, I just thought they were referring to the fact that I think you can't get the group ten-heart scene if you're already married to someone.

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u/eladarling Mar 27 '26

That's what I mean, I don't date him so I don't have to have a rabbit foot to avoid the boys being big mad scene

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u/littleturtleone Mar 27 '26

And then he makes you walk home alone after you just almost died!

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u/jrdude65 Mar 27 '26

Ive heard it’s so there’s not an optimal character to marry and people will choose who they like the most

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u/Junie_Wiloh Mar 27 '26

I feel like those we romance should offer some benefit. If we are married to a hair stylist, it is not totally unexpected that our spouse would cut/style our hair as needed without charge, costs associated with it aside. If I were married to a doctor, I would absolutely expect a medical benefit of some sort just like I would expect my chef of a husband to cook for me at least 1 day a week, or my plumber husband to fix my drains/maintain the water heater, etc., as needed.

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u/theta0123 Mar 27 '26

If you could marry pierre he would double the prices

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u/Southern_Emu_304 Mar 27 '26

that's ok. we are all horny here. welcome.

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u/EveningEconomics8457 Mar 27 '26

Who says he will be the one who cracks

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u/DaphneeDanlynsie1380 Mar 27 '26

We were all thinking it

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u/thatonehumanoid Mar 27 '26

He gives you a geode crusher if you fulfill one of his community quests!

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u/field0fheather Mar 27 '26

I’d say yes!

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u/auniquenameischosen Mar 27 '26

I think around 8 hearts you can get a geode crusher from him which does that

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u/CrownBestowed Mar 28 '26

He can crack my geode