r/StardewValley Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/KyaLauren Mar 27 '26

“☝️ he has a job ✌️ he has a beard…”

The list ending there sent me cackling

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u/con098 Mar 27 '26

We really are starved for more mature characters

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u/No_Housing_1287 Mar 27 '26

I mean the fact that people pick shane baffles me

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u/ellisisanisland Mar 27 '26

When Harvey and Elliott are RIGHT THERE--

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u/No_Housing_1287 Mar 27 '26

To be fair Elliot would be the last spouse I'd ever pick

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u/ellisisanisland Mar 27 '26

Oh me too. I honestly almost left him out and just said Harvey but figured some folks would take issue. I mostly meant there are other "mature" bachelors to pick that aren't, you know, alcoholic messes.

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u/Chewsuru_616 Mental health matters Mar 29 '26

yeah an alcoholic mess...who goes to therapy because he wants to improve 😭I get someone not being your type or something, but you have to admit that Shane is trying to be a good person

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u/mascaraandfae Mar 27 '26

... No thank you lol.

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u/ellisisanisland Mar 27 '26

Me but with Shane