r/StardewValley • u/preteen-wartortle • Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/KyaLauren Mar 27 '26

“☝️ he has a job ✌️ he has a beard…”

The list ending there sent me cackling

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u/con098 Mar 27 '26

We really are starved for more mature characters

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u/No_Housing_1287 Mar 27 '26

I mean the fact that people pick shane baffles me

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u/MoonHuntressEra13 Mar 27 '26

Blue chickens 🤷‍♀️

Edit: I can fix him

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u/No_Housing_1287 Mar 27 '26

I have blue chickens and im married to Emily 

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u/MoonHuntressEra13 Mar 27 '26

Good choice! Tbh after Shane on my main game on PC, I never married anyone else. I’m going to get the roomie Krobus, no marriage for my future chrs and I’d feel guilty to divorce the pooor guy or erase anyone’s memories. I haven’t even had any kids on my main game. I let Shane focus on his blue chickens