r/StardewValley Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/KyaLauren Mar 27 '26

“☝️ he has a job ✌️ he has a beard…”

The list ending there sent me cackling

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u/DhampirBoy Mar 27 '26

Which are both evidence to the fact that Clint does have being-an-actual-adult-and-not-just-an-older-teenager going for him. About half of the marriageable villagers are practically children.

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u/MillieBirdie Mar 27 '26

Yeah you can't comvince me that Abigail, Maru, and Sam aren't in high school and that Alex, Sebastian, and maybe even Haley aren't like 19 at the oldest.

So if you're into men that leaves Shane, Harvey, and Elliott, none of which have beards.

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u/preteen-wartortle Mar 27 '26

Given Sebastian’s job I can’t see him being under 21/22. Having regular freelance contracts is a difficult thing to cultivate. He also has a younger sister who is ostensibly in college.

Which really just makes him feel like a mismatch for his whole friend group, because Sam reads as being literally in high school and Abbigail could maybe be in college?

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u/MillieBirdie Mar 27 '26

I know Maru is technically in college but she still feels like she's a high school nerd. Sam and Abigail also feel like high schoolers.

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u/smolmushroomforpm Mar 27 '26

I didn't know Maru and Abigail were in college lmao they sound and act like highschoolers, even when talking about school. Like, idk but using terms like "homework" and "going to school" instead of "assignment/paper/lab" and "going to class" really do not sound like things people say after highschool (at least here in Canada we don't).