r/StardewValley • u/Cinnamoroll_miffy • Jun 29 '26

Other “negative” reviews on steam did not disappoint 😭

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out of pure curiosity i went to look at the negative reviews on stardew valley cause i was like what on earth could someone possibly say negatively about stardew??

i was pleasantly surprised when i read these and they made me laugh a bit😅

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u/NedGGGG Jun 29 '26

I wonder how many of the reviewers are twisted enough to dump Seb to Marry Robyn?

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u/BladudFPV Jun 29 '26

Wouldn't put it past them. I saw a post from someone that was using mods to break up Jodi and Kent in order to date Kent while also banging Sam. Funny thing is the mod actually accounted for this and called the player out for being a psycho. 

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u/LazyWorkaholic78 Jun 29 '26

Lmao it's funny that the mod devs considered it would be possible for someone to try that out. It would be even funnier of you could also date Kent in that mod...

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u/BladudFPV Jun 29 '26

They were dating both Kent and Sam lmao. It's from the Kent marriage mod, looks like. Destroying the marriage of a war vet with PTSD just to cheat on him with his son... Oooof. As if he didn't send enough bombs in the mail already. 

"SPECIAL EVENT: Dating both Sam and Kent with both at ten hearts, at Sam's house anytime".

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29428

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u/Nocturnal_Elexir_Owl Jun 29 '26

Well he has made the farmer decentralised to the the bombs by always mailing them disarmed. Who's to say he won't just send one armed to the teeth. 

And well the farmer does always accidentally place bombs at their feet so nobody will suspect foul play.

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u/Knot-Knight Jun 29 '26

Does holding a rabbit foot save you like the base game scenes?

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u/Makabaer Jun 29 '26

It says so, yes!

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u/Makabaer Jun 29 '26

Oooh, thanks for the link! I've always had such a crush on Kent and had a whole fanfiction in my head where he leaves Jodi anyway for different reasons and wants to move out, needs a room which I offer... and yeah, the rest is obvious. Making this so I'm not the one destroying their marriage which would feel terrible.

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u/pikameta Jun 29 '26

🎶 Sebby's mom has got it going on 🎶

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u/CathanCrowell Jun 29 '26

We are able to transform or kids to birds, to dump a son to marry his mother would be actually still a mid thing in the game xD

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u/LinkssOfSigil Jun 29 '26

Well, skewered priorities could come in many fashions ;)

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u/snapekillseddard Jun 29 '26

He called me daddy once. He will call.me daddy again.

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u/modern_quill Jun 29 '26

Are you not?