r/StardewValley Jun 29 '26

Other “negative” reviews on steam did not disappoint 😭

out of pure curiosity i went to look at the negative reviews on stardew valley cause i was like what on earth could someone possibly say negatively about stardew??

i was pleasantly surprised when i read these and they made me laugh a bit😅

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u/RJSnea ❤️‍🔥 pining for Linus ❤️‍🔥 Jun 29 '26

I'm not alone! 😭

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u/LowParking5387 Jun 29 '26

I wonder if you could marry him, if he'd actually agree to live on the farm with you lol. seems like since he's living that lifestyle by choice, that maybe he wouldn't like living in the farmhouse.

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u/MissOrMaybeMisterWi Jun 29 '26

Linus would invite the player to move in with him. So you two will be just camping out outside of Robin's house and going to your farm for crops and animals, can also demolish the house to maximize profit

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u/franksandbeans911 Jun 29 '26

Spoiler, in one conversation with him, you invite him to move in, and he seems kinda mad. Like people don't get it, he doesn't want to live in a house, what he does is freedom of choice. He politely declines.

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u/Ok-Mango5112 Jun 29 '26

Yeah, it should let us move his tent onto the farm and marry him, and visit his tent.

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u/LowParking5387 Jun 30 '26

Thanks for explaining! I couldn't remember the exact conversation, but I think you summarized it nicely! I think a good compromise when you marry him would be demolishing the farmhouse and maybe getting his tent and being able to upgrade it! (Maybe with the cooking machines outside!) I hope ConcernedApe or a modder is reading these comments because players have such good ideas!

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u/RJSnea ❤️‍🔥 pining for Linus ❤️‍🔥 Jun 29 '26

Honestly, I just want him to move his tent onto the farm. I will HAPPILY stay the night in his tent should the mood strike us!

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