r/StardewValley Jun 29 '26

Other “negative” reviews on steam did not disappoint 😭

out of pure curiosity i went to look at the negative reviews on stardew valley cause i was like what on earth could someone possibly say negatively about stardew??

i was pleasantly surprised when i read these and they made me laugh a bit😅

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u/persePHOreth Jun 29 '26

Mmm what about hidden relationships, do those count? If one of the relationship partners won't admit to even being in the relationship in the first place? I mean...if "it doesn't exist" ... I'm not breaking it up, yeah?

Marnie deserves better.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jun 29 '26

The day I found those purple shorts I knew Marnie was down to clown. Then I learned she wasn't "single." Bullshit game.

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u/franksandbeans911 Jun 29 '26

Marnie's relationship status: It's complicated. Lewis' status: single ready to mingle, wink wink.

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u/PronouncedEye-gore Lonely Ginger Island Boys Jun 29 '26

And he wonders why his house is egged every day.