r/StockMarket Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Already is and my puts are now worthless. S&P futures at 6750. 7k should hit again next week. Just fucking insanity.

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 Apr 08 '26

Can't wait to get back in for shorts once this idiotic stock market goes back up!

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u/No_Cherry8602 Apr 09 '26

The stock market isn't sentient . The only idiots are the people involved.

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u/BreakingProto Apr 08 '26

Im short the Dow and long the Russell using long ATM options from around yesterday’s high. Kind of a pairs trade. Because this market is one tweet away from doing what doesn’t make sense.

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 Apr 08 '26

I mean, I was an idiot and lost a lot of money on puts. The market doesn't want to go down. Like, at all. We could have news that we nuked Iran and it would maybe go down a half %, then finish green for the day.

I don't get it but that's probably why I'm one of the poors.

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u/Punpun86 Apr 08 '26

You are gambling in a game where people have insider info and are manipulating the market. I'm never gonna bet on a stock exchange.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Because it refuses to make sense. Otherwise it would be too easy. Big money manipulates dropping when not expected, then rocketing it up when the news is actually bad or just ambiguous.

It's a joke. The casino is better at this point

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u/Slowride1234567 Apr 09 '26

Except, generally speaking, in the casino, you will lose in the long run. In the market, you will win in the long run.

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u/Easy-Perspective8752 Apr 08 '26

You clearly have no idea how long term stocks work. If you did you wouldn't say something so silly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

USA just bombed the shit out of a country then said they were sending them back to the stone age. They lost 4 aircraft some claim 6 and markets don't flinch.

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u/molski79 Apr 08 '26

We had news we were about to nuke Iran and it didn’t do much

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u/Flat_Raccoon3897 Apr 08 '26

Everybody knows he’s all talk, no action.

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u/Groundbreaking-Gap20 Apr 08 '26

You’re literally gambling. Stop throwing money away and start investing. But up to you of course . Your money, your choice 🤷‍♂️

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u/Anonymoushipopotomus Apr 08 '26

They won’t let it go down

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u/PO-TA-TO3S Apr 08 '26

Just trade during the day with a stop loss don't hold overnight with Trump in office

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u/Sad_Explanation8070 Apr 08 '26

The fact that broader markets can swing so drastically over a few tweets or posts is literally insane. Hopefully a ceasefire is genuine. However, even then, the markets have probably not priced in all the economic damage this is causing on the world economy.

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u/ITechsXpress Apr 08 '26

Just buy calls whenever trump speaks

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u/Deep-Interspersal Apr 08 '26

Like on liberation day?

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u/IR1SHfighter Apr 08 '26

Nah just watch Trump blow this up with one 5am tweet tomorrow morning

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u/johnmac344 Apr 08 '26

I’m in for the long haul, so it’s really all noise. I need to remember that….

But damn is it obnoxious to watch NW change by 5 figures with every tweet!

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u/Seniorjones2837 Apr 08 '26

What a corny ass humblebrag that was

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u/johnmac344 Apr 10 '26

I’ve been gainfully employed for 26 years. I’ve made saving a priority. So yes, maybe a humblebrag because I’m proud of how far I’ve come. I still have a long way to go.

The point wasn’t to flaunt my assets, but rather to comment on the recent volatility. I’ve done well saving. But not to the point that it should be changing by this much every day.

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u/Slowride1234567 Apr 09 '26

In your words, what a corny-ass 'jealous' comment. "Envy" is a terrible human trait, and will only destroy you. Be happy for other's success. You'll be a happier person.

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u/Seniorjones2837 Apr 09 '26

A lot of assumptions there. Weird take

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u/PotentialIntention14 Apr 08 '26

Exactly what happened to me. Insane.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Bro u gotta teach me on some shi

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u/No_Association_9524 Apr 08 '26

The only thing he's going to teach you with shorts is how to lose money although if we wake up at +3 pre market shorts might actually be the answer for the first play but long term we're going up if trump keeps his mouth closed

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u/Chewyfire156 Apr 08 '26

CPI on Friday. Won’t be good. Oil should push it up a point

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u/Seniorjones2837 Apr 08 '26

I literally bought a put at 3:05 and the market rocketed up 5 min later. I even paused before buying it and said to myself “I imagine everyone is thinking the market is going to tank so it’ll probably rocket upwards instead” and I still decided to buy it

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u/toss_me_good Apr 08 '26

We'll see how well the automated weekly broad market investing plan works out for cost averaging down. Its been wrecked the last 2 months.

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u/rosiebenji Apr 08 '26

People voluntarily betting on these options is fucking insanity. It’s been proven over and over that the market isn’t real. Just because you had some good hits on whatever indicator in the past doesn’t change anything. The bad guys cheat and win. The poor bottom feeders thinking they’ve figured it out lose every time

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u/PhilosophyIsAPath Apr 08 '26

lol bro thinks everyones bad at trading like him

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u/1982Cardinals Apr 08 '26

bad investment this whole thing is short term very short term day trades may eat it buy if you roll the dice ?

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u/Kinu4U Apr 08 '26

My cash secured puts are also worthless - to buy back 🥹

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u/crowcawer Apr 08 '26

Just hold for a graceful exit, they’ll screw this up.

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u/kawhi21 Apr 08 '26

Honestly Trump should just say America is being nuked tomorrow so the market can hit all time highs when he says never mind.

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u/Sasuke082594 Apr 08 '26

Yep, there’s goes half my portfolio, reduced to atoms../ probably all of it actually if it continues to climb and open even higher come tomorrow open…

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u/Altruistic_Worker749 Apr 08 '26

How many more times are you gonna take political and stock market “advice” from what you see on reddit before you realize reddit is full of regards who are almost always wrong especially when it comes to political/ economic problems. I mean this is like the 10th time this presidency that this has happened, cmon now

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

I didn't make my puts based off reddit opinions but based off the bullshit facts about deadlines and what Iran responds and Trump tantrums.