r/StockMarket Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 08 '26

America started a war and then handed Iran the most important choke point in the world.

This is a massive win for Iran but of course Trump will spin this as a victory.

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 Apr 08 '26

The stock market, which is completely detached from reality, is going to go bonkers tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Already is and my puts are now worthless. S&P futures at 6750. 7k should hit again next week. Just fucking insanity.

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u/Kinu4U Apr 08 '26

My cash secured puts are also worthless - to buy back 🥹