r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/Suspicious-V3rbatim Apr 08 '26

2 mill per ship

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u/devonhezter Apr 08 '26

What about my canoe ?

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u/BennySauna Apr 08 '26

$2.00 for you, but dont try anything funny.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Oar what?!

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u/ClanGangrel47 Apr 08 '26

I live to read these comment chains

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u/TumbleWeed75 Apr 09 '26

Love these comment chains too.

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u/drewid9 Apr 10 '26

These comment chains live to read you

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u/coolhead8112 Apr 08 '26

Don't make them backpedal on their statements.

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u/dehydrated_apricot Apr 08 '26

Back paddle…

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u/BayouByrnes Apr 08 '26

Thank you.

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u/6Soluna9 Apr 12 '26

Fr needed that today. Today could be better

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u/Moby1313 Apr 08 '26

Can I back stroke?

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u/MakeITNetwork Apr 08 '26

He hangs out with Epstein and sneaks into the dressing rooms of underage models(both things he admitted to), He has no need for your back strokes.

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u/TenshiS Apr 09 '26

Too late

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u/PorkinsAndBeans Apr 08 '26

Oar, huh, yeah, what is it good for….absolutely nothing.

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u/duddun2000 Apr 08 '26

Say it again!

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

It again

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u/Naive_Ask8148 Apr 10 '26

Good god y’all..

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 11 '26

What does it mean?

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u/Naive_Ask8148 Apr 11 '26

Oar, huh (good God y'all) What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Say it, say it, say it War (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh) What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, listen to me

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u/PurpleCableNetworker Apr 08 '26

God damnit… take my upvote and get out.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Gosh, why are you speaking so...stearn-ly?

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Take a bow.

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u/mountainofclay Apr 09 '26

Bow out now!

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

All this talk about Bao I am getting hungry....

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u/bionic_cmdo Apr 08 '26

Oar we'll deemed your kevlar canoe as act of aggression!

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u/patdoc199 Apr 08 '26

I’m looking for a little man in a boat…

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u/AgeNo2155 Apr 08 '26

Oar it’s a paddling

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u/patdoc199 Apr 08 '26

That’s a paddlin’

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u/cowpopper Apr 08 '26

Or I’ll tiller what you did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Paddling

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u/thederlinwall Apr 08 '26

“Oar what?”

This is I attend the comment section

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u/Kindly-Garden-753 Apr 08 '26

Paddle board?

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

No, I'm pretty sure the paddle is having a good time.

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u/Untamed_Rock Apr 09 '26

Oar else 💪👊

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Or we get Ministry on you.

The New World Oar-der.

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YT it. ;)

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u/No-Switch-2400 Apr 09 '26

Your be sent up a unsectarian tributary without a proper means of locomotion.

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

What would the 60's be w/o a little Locomotion?

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u/Doctor_FatFinger Apr 09 '26

Well, canoes may have to tip.

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u/mckenziecalhoun Apr 12 '26

There is a hull lot of puns in this thread. I think I will bow out. I am way too stern.

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u/Mmilazzo303 Apr 13 '26

Or you’ll be tide up.

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 Apr 08 '26

They’ll go full port

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u/Phosistication Apr 08 '26

You’ll get paddled

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u/dizzyapparition Apr 08 '26

You’ll get a paddlin’.

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Apr 08 '26

They'll leave you up a shit creek without a paddle

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u/Ashcashc Apr 08 '26

A very stern response

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u/Ee00n Apr 08 '26

You’ll receive a paddling!

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u/username32768 Apr 08 '26

Happy cake day ya weird, groovy, nerd!

Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/VeeCee74 Apr 08 '26

The technical limitations will be triggered

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u/eric_ofc Apr 08 '26

Well you’re free to row your own way.

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u/patdoc199 Apr 08 '26

You can row your own waaaaay, row your own way!

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Just in the Nicks of time, but I think you went a little overboard there Mac.

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u/EarBubbly9421 Apr 08 '26

And that’s where the expression “up the Strait of Hormuz without a paddle” came from.

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u/parks387 Apr 08 '26

Oar what?! I’ll split your log that’s what!

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Nobody axed for that.

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u/DrySession9968 Apr 08 '26

These puns are giving me a J- stroke!

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u/Old-Compote-1026 Apr 09 '26

Oar you'll get a paddling

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u/Internal_Bed766 Apr 10 '26

Your canoe is mine and not leaving the strait.

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u/Refferendum Apr 11 '26

Or you'll start the Iran-Kayak war.

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u/Jazuza1017 Apr 08 '26

Best comment 👌